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MackTruckGod Bless Dancers

I had a girl put on crotchless britches for my birthday one time. I come home, she was like, "want some of this right here." i go, "No, look what it did to your underbritches over there."

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TheeOSU

“Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver.”

Jack Handy

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