Dancers out of practice

Another great pole fail; I love those. Your title reminded me of a review I wrote when a dancer told me about "being out of practice dancing":

And, THAT is why you don't count on a post that is pieced together, lol!

Had a similar experience with an intoxicated stripper at a small club in PA. She was so drunk that when she went to spin around on the pole half way through a turn she lost her grip and fell off the stage almost on top of me. I said almost, She managed to dig her 9" heel into my thigh and used that and my shoulder to cushion her fall to the floor. She gets up laughing and I got a free beer. Bruise lasted about three weeks and looked real bad the first few days. LOL

Saw a dancer fly off a pole and break her arm once. Luckily another dancer's day job was as an EMT.