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I guess some custies are frustrated strippers

Papi_Chulo

Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)

About a year ago I was at Lido-Cabaret in Cocoa Beach on a weekend night - this club is the more-popular of the 3-clubs in Cocoa Beach and I assume gets a good-crowd coming from no-touch-Orlando (Lido is 2-way-contact topless-dances and the girls are pretty-good looking and the club is fairly-nice/not-a-dump but not fancy either) - Cocoa Beach also has a cruise-ship-terminal and gets a fair amount of those kinda tourists.

Anyway on my visit I'm standing against-the-wall of the busy club and all of a sudden I see some drunk-ass 40-something guy get up on the satellite stage and start dancing like he was John-Travolta in a disco - the satellite stage is a decent-sized rectangle I guess 4x10 and there was a dancer on it - she kinda stuck to one-side of the stage as John-Travolta impersonator danced-away on-stage - eventually the dancer bailed the stage and about 15-seconds later a bouncer finally noticed him and walked quickly onto the satellite-stage and grabbed the drunk-dude by the arm and escorted him back to his table - I assume he was a drunk-tourist letting-loose a little too-much.

In some edgier dives he may have gotten his ass beat by the bouncers.