I don't know if any of you saw this in the paper the other day, but when I read it, I thought it was pretty funny. Actually, it hit pretty close to home.
I know it wasn't MY wife that sent the letter, but maybe it's another TUSCL member's wife?
Going to a strip club for coffee... that's rich! I'm fairly certain that MY wife would see through this alibi without consulting Annie's Mailbox! Follow this link -> southcoasttoday.com
In the last 20 years I have neverhad more than that 20 cups of coffee In the total time. I also recently heard that Hot Chocolate is more stimulating to the brain.
I would have to say that this truck driver COULD have come up with a better excuse other than COFFEE! Although, I've ordered coffee in strip clubs myself, usually to help sober myself up before driving. I don't think too many SCs even offer coffe.
Oh well...... if I had a wife.... I'd probably say, you CAUGHT ME... and hope for the best.
NOTE: Don't give your cell phone number out to strippers. Give them your buddy's number!!!! :-)
One word: pre-paid anonymous cell phone that your wife doesn't know about with its own separate number
OK, that's more than one word. In fact, that's a lot of words. Is it too many words, too complicated? Maybe that's why so many people seem to miss the concept ...
That sounds like me, except I don't drive truck and my SO never answers my cell. When I used to visit with my ATF, I often had coffee in that club. I knew management well and could always get coffee. We talked often on the phone, and met outside the club, but it wasn't a sex thing. SO has met her, but via a mutual friend. God, I miss spending time with that woman.
There used to be a club near an army base that was open early in the morning. Struck me as odd, but I think some guys who had pulled a graveyard shift would come in for breakfast. Makes coffee sound good. Just be careful about spilling.
There is a topless donut shop attached to a strip club in Portland Me. I've never been there early enough to visit but a friend of mine tells me it's pretty busy in the morning!
I thought the interesting part of the newspaper column was that it seemed fairly obvious that the husband was doing more than just visiting a club... if he's got a stripper calling him, there's a good chance he's also OTCing with her. The advice response mentioned that there was obviously a level of "emotional intimacy"... yep, we all know about that, don't we?
In Montreal they have topless haircutting salons. Of course, I'll bet that the hair cut is only one of the many personal services offered. :)
And in Micanopy Florida, there's a truck stop that is a clip joint / supposed strip club, with 24 / 7 diner food available. Presumably naked girls will be there 24/ 7 too? Probably not, but I'll bet they tell you there are hotties workin', even if there aren't.
Annie should know the only correct answer is: Don't answer your husband's cell phone.