4got joke ahead, snowflakes avoid

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Frank is talking to his neighbor, Arnold. Frank says, “Arnie, do you like girls who have a stomach that sticks all of the way out so it is almost like they look pregnant? But not real preggos, just fat.” Arnold replies that he does not like that.

So Frank goes on, “Arnie, do you like girls who have tits hanging down to their knees?” Arnold replies that he does not like girls with tits hanging down to their knees.

Frank persists, asking whether Arnold likes girls with hips like a doublewide trailer. Arnold replies, “Frankie, I keep telling you I don’t like that kind of girl. They may call it being a ‘BBW’ but it isn’t my thing!”

So Frank asks a final question, “so Arnie, why do you keep fucking my wife?”

5 comments

  • Longball300
    6 years ago
    My wife threw me out of the house so as I am leaving with my bags packed she screams "I HOPE YOU DIE A LONG MISERABLE SLOW DEATH YOU BASTARD!"...........

    I turn around and ask.... "What you want to move back in now?"
  • flagooner
    6 years ago
    ^ Huh?
    You must have confused her. She wasn't moving out, you were.

    I think you meant to say:
    "What you want ME to move back in now?"

    That would have been funnier.
  • Jascoi
    6 years ago
    My ex-wife doesn’t want me to die a long slow miserable death.
    that will be the end of the spousal support that I pay her.
  • Longball300
    6 years ago
    Yeah, sorry, I was typing fast... my editorial department did not catch my air...
  • nicespice
    6 years ago
    Lol. Smash that like button
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