FUNNY THINGS TO SAY DURING A VICE RAID

15 comments

• Icey

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  6 years ago

  Laws are stupid.
• rickdugan

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  6 years ago

  ^ and so are you. ;)
• rickdugan

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  6 years ago

  Funny though, in all the gin joints I've frequented across the country, never once have I been part of one. I'm guessing that most other guys haven't either and those that did see one didn't get carted off in cuffs. Kinda' makes me wonder why you keep pushing these goofy story lines, but it's your time I suppose.
• Icey

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  6 years ago

  I wasn't soliciting prostitution. I was paying a dancer for ITC in the VIP
• Icey

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  6 years ago

  Its okay, that's my ATF
• Call.Me.Ishmael

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  6 years ago

  IceyLoco... I'm starting to suspect that the only vagina you've ever seen is your own.
  
  Looking on the bright side... that's still one more than SJG.
• WILLYSGOTAWOMAN

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  6 years ago

  i paid for a ld and this is what we ended up doing. it was consensual and i didn't pay for it. many legal experts think this would get you out of it if you never say you are paying extra for extra services. if i pay my maid to clean and she starts flirting with me and we fuck i paid a maid to clean my house.
• BGSD3100

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  6 years ago

  The only reason you are arresting me is because your a Dolphins fan.
• Icey

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  6 years ago

  @Willysgotawoman, I don't think that would cut it. The inference of prostitution is enough to get arrested. Then you have other charges added on to it....open and gross lewdness, indecent exposure, breaking fondling ordinances, solicitation, etc If you're caught in the act, a smart DA would focus on indecent exposure charges and go for the maximum penalty. Otherwise just go for everything and even if it gets thrown out, they made your life hell for a little while and hurt your wallet.
• Icey

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  6 years ago

  I only did a LDK, wanna see the evidence?
• Icey

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  6 years ago

  I admit it.... she paid me for sex
• SirLapdancealot

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  6 years ago

  She's just my GF that I pay hundreds if not thousands per day. It's not for just the sex, I swear.
• SirLapdancealot

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  6 years ago

  I'm not like these other guys that pay for sex because she tells me I'm a BF when I do it. I swear.
• SirLapdancealot

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  6 years ago

  Officer, I was only giving drugs to my stripper hos.
• Icey

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  6 years ago

  Just a minute officer, the viagra hasn't worn off yet
  
  
  She's not a hooker, she's a sex therapist