for getting to bend Kate Beckinsale over. Life is cruel.
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Oh and also for being an incredibly unfunny douchebag
I agree the dudes not funny at all.
I hope he reads this.
Here is a pic of Kate. I hope it makes up for the pic of Christine Blasey Ford (vomit) the other day -
Not that funny nor that great looking IMO - how does this fleebag keep getting all these hot chicks - perhaps he's hung like a horse but then again Adriana Grande is tiny so one would think she wouldn't be that interested in a dude hung like a horse
Once he had AG, it guaranteed he would make the rounds, competition and all.
You're right Papi, she told me mine was perfect.
He lost his father on September 11th. He deserves some 45 year old puss. Her best scene was in total recall. Id pay 200 for a lapdance that resembles the scene blow.
Kate is for sure a hottie.
I know Pete lost his dad on 9/11, and that’s sad. I appreciate a lot of comedy styles - but he must be too millennial for my taste?
He got some hate for a SNL bit joking about a veteran with an eye patch - and I was surprised that he would go for that laugh.
I don’t find Ariana Grande hot - but Kate Beckinsdale is amazing. If Pete was about 50 and a mess - it would give me hope. But it’s the opposite...
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