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fuck you, Pete Davidson

JohnTitor

don't sweat the petty things-pet the sweaty things

7 yrs ago · 1 min read

for getting to bend Kate Beckinsale over. Life is cruel.

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JohnTitor

Oh and also for being an incredibly unfunny douchebag

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Muddy

I agree the dudes not funny at all.

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JohnTitor

I hope he reads this.

Here is a pic of Kate. I hope it makes up for the pic of Christine Blasey Ford (vomit) the other day -

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Papi_Chulo

Not that funny nor that great looking IMO - how does this fleebag keep getting all these hot chicks - perhaps he's hung like a horse but then again Adriana Grande is tiny so one would think she wouldn't be that interested in a dude hung like a horse

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rick33

Once he had AG, it guaranteed he would make the rounds, competition and all.

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flagooner

You're right Papi, she told me mine was perfect.

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NJBalla

He lost his father on September 11th. He deserves some 45 year old puss. Her best scene was in total recall. Id pay 200 for a lapdance that resembles the scene blow.

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Corvus

Kate is for sure a hottie.

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Cashman1234

I know Pete lost his dad on 9/11, and that’s sad. I appreciate a lot of comedy styles - but he must be too millennial for my taste?

He got some hate for a SNL bit joking about a veteran with an eye patch - and I was surprised that he would go for that laugh.

I don’t find Ariana Grande hot - but Kate Beckinsdale is amazing. If Pete was about 50 and a mess - it would give me hope. But it’s the opposite...

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