fuck you, Pete Davidson

JohnTitor
don't sweat the petty things-pet the sweaty things
for getting to bend Kate Beckinsale over.
Life is cruel.

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  • JohnTitor
    6 years ago
    Oh and also for being an incredibly unfunny douchebag
  • Muddy
    6 years ago
    I agree the dudes not funny at all.
  • JohnTitor
    6 years ago
    I hope he reads this.

    Here is a pic of Kate. I hope it makes up for the pic of Christine Blasey Ford (vomit) the other day -

    https://goo.gl/images/YRb8uP
  • Papi_Chulo
    6 years ago
    Not that funny nor that great looking IMO - how does this fleebag keep getting all these hot chicks - perhaps he's hung like a horse but then again Adriana Grande is tiny so one would think she wouldn't be that interested in a dude hung like a horse
  • rick33
    6 years ago
    Once he had AG, it guaranteed he would make the rounds, competition and all.
  • flagooner
    6 years ago
    You're right Papi, she told me mine was perfect.
  • NJBalla
    6 years ago
    He lost his father on September 11th. He deserves some 45 year old puss. Her best scene was in total recall. Id pay 200 for a lapdance that resembles the scene blow.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgubwsCV…
  • Corvus
    6 years ago
    Kate is for sure a hottie.
  • Cashman1234
    6 years ago
    I know Pete lost his dad on 9/11, and that’s sad. I appreciate a lot of comedy styles - but he must be too millennial for my taste?

    He got some hate for a SNL bit joking about a veteran with an eye patch - and I was surprised that he would go for that laugh.

    I don’t find Ariana Grande hot - but Kate Beckinsdale is amazing. If Pete was about 50 and a mess - it would give me hope. But it’s the opposite...
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