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Swingers Clubs/Parties.... Anyone go?

Icey
I put your ATF on a winning team
I used to go when I was in my early 20s. Mostly coz I was really horny and like to show off. Haven't been in like 5 years.

Top 10 moments in no particular order.

1- A blow job from a pretty hot 49 year old who was telling me about how I should be fucking her daughter. Her husband and a group of guys were watching...I ended up fucking her face and she swallowed... I got an applause and hand shakes for the show.
2- The first time a guy asked me to fuck his wife. They were older, but the older women there had pretty good bodies. She was high on something and extremely submissive, he told me to give it to her as hard as I can. The sounds she made....like she was being murdered. But she took it.
3- A really cute Mexican girl let me tag team her with her boyfriend, we became friends and did it became a regular thing for a while.
4- A guy wanted me and some Black guys to degrade his wife and treat her like a cum dump. He lost it and freaked out after we came in her pussy. Fortunately I was the first one. Felt sorry for the guy who got sloppy fifths.
5- A threesome with two Mexican girls in the orgy room. I loved being watched. Its better than the feeling you get when you're the one who leaves the strip club with the stripper.

Honorable mention - A few morbidly obese women....Not ashamed to say they feel amazing, its like having a human sauna on top of you, or laying on a waterbed. One was a squirter and left me looking like I walked out of the shower... Wouldn't be seen in public with a bitch like that though and don't think I'd do it now a days.

25 comments

  • lotsoffun201
    6 years ago
    Been many times. Usually as a couple. Every now and again some drama happens which kills the mood like #4 but most of the time it’s pretty chill and like live Porn only better.
  • Uprightcitizen
    6 years ago
    There are medications to solve that Drippin problem. Azithromycin cures allot of the common ones.
  • gSteph
    6 years ago
    Wow.
    But I only count 6 or 8 moments?
  • Lurker_X
    6 years ago
    DC, the clubs often only allow single men on specific nights - and those turn into sausage fests with few couples attending (and skew towards older and heavier women that will attend)

    To get access to better looking partners, some guys will resort to taking an escort with them to the club and attending on couples nights. This is called "bringing a ticket" and it is frowned on within swing club etiquette.
  • Icey
    6 years ago
    They let single men in, you just pay a lot more. If you bring a girl its a lot lower. But most have couples only areas once you're inside.

    They make most of their money off single men....coz they can be real sausage fests. Oddly enough I've never seen one that allowed gay sex.

    Exactly, its like live porn but better... its also great when you get attention.


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  • JamesSD
    6 years ago
    I plan to hit up the one here with my FWB. It's kinda gross physically but not a bad scene.

    I hooked up with some swinger couples as the spare cock in my wild youth. Never actually went to any parties.
  • JamesSD
    6 years ago
    The one here lets single dudes in Friday nights and couples only on Saturday.
  • Icey
    6 years ago
    I want to take my girl to one, just to have sex in front of others not to share. She's not that into it though
  • lotsoffun201
    6 years ago
    Like others have said, there are nights that allow single guys, and some allow single guys all the time. The one in Vegas that allows single guys all the time (other than the green door) is the Red Rooster. There are some pretty decent couples and the occasional single females. They run a pretty tight ship there so it’s only a sausage fest in some areas, but the couples or girls that want that will go there too. The Green Door charged single men over $100 and it gets pretty creepy there sometimes.
  • JohnTitor
    6 years ago
    I'm single and usually single, sometimes a girlfriend here or there, never married.
    A swingers situation wouldn't appeal to me. Threesomes have never appealed to me, either. Not judging - just not something for me.
  • Icey
    6 years ago
    Yeah the Green Door... the old guys wearing nothing but towels or completely naked touching their dicks whenever anyone walks in.... Is Fantasy Social Club still open??? They charged $40 to look inside and the bouncer would always say its real crowded when it was always empty except for a random old hooker or two.
  • san_jose_guy
    6 years ago
    Some of these swingers clubs allow swing club escorts, paid by the guy who brings them. I could go for them, in the club, and with outside P4P.

    But I have no interest in fucking some Republican's wife.

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  • BoytoyOfNicespice
    6 years ago
    IceyCholo you jerk! I took your legal advice because of my situation! I did what you said to contest my $500 fine for my fence violating neighborhood standards. But instead of that now I’m getting deported back to Mexico! And I’m a white American!

    This must be why you are called ICEyLoco
  • Icey
    6 years ago
    You should fuck some Republican's wife though....
  • Jascoi
    6 years ago
    it will be a long time before i go to another one. sausage fest.
  • san_jose_guy
    6 years ago
    ^^^^ That place thad's in SD is known as a sausage fest. But most of the clubs restrict the number of single males they allow in.

    SJG
  • Icey
    6 years ago
    Private parties restrict single men. But from what I've seen, clubs don't care. That's how they make most of their money.
  • san_jose_guy
    6 years ago
    Well, Swingers Clubs always have to be private parties, otherwise they would be in violation of the Lewd Conduct code.

    And anyway, Friends don't let friends fuck Republicans.

    SJG

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  • Icey
    6 years ago
    Swingers clubs are legal because ordinances pertaining to them are vague ie not specifically defining sex nor sex club. Which at the same time leads to vice raids etc.
  • san_jose_guy
    6 years ago
    Lots of books about this. They cannot be retail because of public lewdness laws. And they have been targets for LE in some places.

    But if membership, no problem.

    I say that strip clubs should also follow this model.

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    But most swingers are Republicans.

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  • JAprufrock
    6 years ago
    Anyone ever been to this one in Toronto:
    https://oasisaqualounge.com/

    I've never been to one of these places but have wondered about them. Have begun some research. This one allows single men on Tuesdays and Wednesdays. Door fee is $80 Canadian (about $60 US). Doubt I'll go, because I'm sure it would be a sausage-fest, but worth looking into for shits and giggles.
  • Jascoi
    6 years ago
    try it once.
  • Chilli_Powdurr
    6 years ago
    Did you forget how to count? 5 is not 10
  • san_jose_guy
    6 years ago
    A lot of people go to swingers clubs just to watch. A lot more go just to be watched, and they only have sex with the person they came with. Many people really love this.

    Often it takes years before they are ready to swap partners.

    Strip clubs are supposed to be audience participation cabaret shows, so there should be more done in front rooms.

    Does the TJ HK bar have that Miami Room online again? What goes on in there?

    SJG

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  • Jewdude
    6 years ago
    I've been considering going to one in Europe... But have been to shy to actually show my face there.
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