Such a n00b thing to do...
Charles Paisley
Arizona
So an old favorite whom I haven't seen in over a year is onstage when I walk into the club this afternoon. We get a couple dances on the floor, then off to VIP to reacquaint myself with her fantastic tits and soft hands. We finish up, I pay her, go back to my chair. Get a few more dances at the table from another fave and then get up to leave.
When I get to the parking lot, my car door does not automatically unlock. I check all my pockets, nothing. I look inside the windows to see if I left it in there (which theoretically is impossible, because the car cannot be locked with the fob inside), but no dice. I go back inside, and fortunately the VIP area where I was is empty and I use my flashlight mode on my phone to look for my key fob. No dice. Starting to worry now. Finally I go to the doorman. and ask if anyone has turned in a fob and he tells me to ask the girl who sells drinks at the door. She has it! My day is saved and no embarrassing calls to AAA to get a locksmith over to the strip club.
Turns out I put my fob in my golf pullover pocket (which I never do) and it fell out while receiving services rendered. Such a dumb ass thing to do.
CP
When I get to the parking lot, my car door does not automatically unlock. I check all my pockets, nothing. I look inside the windows to see if I left it in there (which theoretically is impossible, because the car cannot be locked with the fob inside), but no dice. I go back inside, and fortunately the VIP area where I was is empty and I use my flashlight mode on my phone to look for my key fob. No dice. Starting to worry now. Finally I go to the doorman. and ask if anyone has turned in a fob and he tells me to ask the girl who sells drinks at the door. She has it! My day is saved and no embarrassing calls to AAA to get a locksmith over to the strip club.
Turns out I put my fob in my golf pullover pocket (which I never do) and it fell out while receiving services rendered. Such a dumb ass thing to do.
CP
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I hope she was worth it. :)
Absolutely. I've never lost anything in an SC, and having been bringing my entire wallet, phone, etc. for the decades I've been doing this. Keys always go in a zippered pocket, which means that I bring at least a windbreaker with a zippered pocket even on 100 degree days. I could definitely see what you described -- put keys in a different pocket that doesn't zip closed -- happen to me, since I mentally depend on shit not falling out of my jacket.
I'm also cognizant of where I put my stuff - at the dive-clubs I hit the dances are floor-dances and I usually get them on a high-chair/barstool - under these conditions I put the $$$ in my socks where it's harder for a dancer to potentially get to it, or for it to fall out of my pockets which happens from time to time w/ the attire I wear - if I get dances on a sofa or low-chair, I tend to put my $$$ in my pocket b/c some dances while dancing on me RCG will lean over and hold onto my ankles and make my socks slide down.
I'm usually cognizant of my belongings but sometimes I either get distracted or just kinda out of it that day and not on the ball and may not dot my i's and cross my t's.
I was in a lap dance booth enjoying a good grind. The dancer had a great body - and she wasn’t giving it up and getting dirty - so it was disappointing. Then a dude steps in and ruins the entire vibe! He shines a flashlight around - and that made it even worse - as there were tissues, baby wipes, condoms, on the floor under the bench...
Now I’m gonna be all paranoid next time I’m at a place that has one.
I had been deliberately putting my wallet and keys on the floor under the chair/couch, figuring that it would be hard for a 3rd party to swipe them and they won't get knocked into the seat folds in the dark. At some clubs I may be in a corner and can tuck them between the furniture and a wall.
The things you can find on the floor of the VIP.