Such a n00b thing to do...
Chili Palmer
Arizona
Saturday, February 9, 2019 6:54 PM
So an old favorite whom I haven't seen in over a year is onstage when I walk into the club this afternoon. We get a couple dances on the floor, then off to VIP to reacquaint myself with her fantastic tits and soft hands. We finish up, I pay her, go back to my chair. Get a few more dances at the table from another fave and then get up to leave.
When I get to the parking lot, my car door does not automatically unlock. I check all my pockets, nothing. I look inside the windows to see if I left it in there (which theoretically is impossible, because the car cannot be locked with the fob inside), but no dice. I go back inside, and fortunately the VIP area where I was is empty and I use my flashlight mode on my phone to look for my key fob. No dice. Starting to worry now. Finally I go to the doorman. and ask if anyone has turned in a fob and he tells me to ask the girl who sells drinks at the door. She has it! My day is saved and no embarrassing calls to AAA to get a locksmith over to the strip club.
Turns out I put my fob in my golf pullover pocket (which I never do) and it fell out while receiving services rendered. Such a dumb ass thing to do.
CP
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