What's one of the most amusing things a stripper or female has said or asked you

orionsmith
I remember a dancer asked me if I ever worried about a bunch of females ganging up on me and having their way sexually. She asked if I was worried about it. Would you worry about a bunch of dancers having sex with you?

Any other amusing questions or comments?

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Musterd21
6 years ago
I had one out of the blue say she liked it up the butt.
steeldog65
6 years ago
When asked me if I would take the time to proof her paper that was due tomorrow.
max_starr
6 years ago
My atf said my dick was not the largest, but that it grew more than anyone elses! She also like to tell the other girls that I really knew how to fuck very well for a long time.
Icey
6 years ago
Granma... this old Asian stripper, she once said "we special friend, ok, you come every week, give granma money, ok?"
san_jose_guy
6 years ago
Telling girl at regular club about our underground circuit and inviting her to come dance there.

All of a sudden I was supposed to go to the Kentucky Fried Chicken and buy her lunch, and a certain expensive offering.

Pulling her chain had a strange result.

SJG
reverendhornibastard
6 years ago
A very old, grandmotherly woman shuffled into the men’s room at Narita airport as I was taking a leak. I turned and saw her coming in and figured she’d be embarrassed when she realized her mistake.

But she just slowly shuffled up until she was alongside my urinal and took a good long look.

Then she shuffled back out.

She never said a word but it was my oddest encounter with a woman.
rogertex
6 years ago
^ she left disappointed?
Gabebj
6 years ago
"Do you feel my piercing?"
Cristobal
6 years ago
"Did you know eating pork makes your pussy smell?"
Piggie
6 years ago
Who is Led Zeppelin ? She was 19.
-me
6 years ago
Went to Nicola's in Commerce, biggest dive club I've seen btw, and a mexican dancer tries to start talking to me in spanish. When I tell I don't know spanish, she gets offended and asks me why I'm coming in there looking all mexican. First time I've been accused of looking mexican.
Cashman1234
6 years ago
I was at a high school reunion - a girl came up to me asking if I remembered her. We shared a laugh remembering how her top fell off at the pool when we were younger. I told her I didn’t remember her - but if she took her top off - it might help....

She didn’t take her top off. But it was the first time I’ve seen a human eat a t-bone steak with her hands!
georgmicrodong
6 years ago
Funny to me anyway.

The girl I used to call My Favorite Cocksucker came out of the VIP after servicing someone else and asked me "Do you have any of those breath things?"

I told her I did, and asked why.

She said, "I need to get the smell of cum off my breath before my boyfriend gets here."
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