What's one of the most amusing things a stripper or female has said or asked you

I had one out of the blue say she liked it up the butt.

When asked me if I would take the time to proof her paper that was due tomorrow.

My atf said my dick was not the largest, but that it grew more than anyone elses! She also like to tell the other girls that I really knew how to fuck very well for a long time.

Granma... this old Asian stripper, she once said "we special friend, ok, you come every week, give granma money, ok?"

Telling girl at regular club about our underground circuit and inviting her to come dance there.

All of a sudden I was supposed to go to the Kentucky Fried Chicken and buy her lunch, and a certain expensive offering.

Pulling her chain had a strange result.

SJG

A very old, grandmotherly woman shuffled into the men’s room at Narita airport as I was taking a leak. I turned and saw her coming in and figured she’d be embarrassed when she realized her mistake.

But she just slowly shuffled up until she was alongside my urinal and took a good long look.

Then she shuffled back out.

She never said a word but it was my oddest encounter with a woman.

^ she left disappointed?

"Do you feel my piercing?"

"Did you know eating pork makes your pussy smell?"

Who is Led Zeppelin ? She was 19.

Went to Nicola's in Commerce, biggest dive club I've seen btw, and a mexican dancer tries to start talking to me in spanish. When I tell I don't know spanish, she gets offended and asks me why I'm coming in there looking all mexican. First time I've been accused of looking mexican.

I was at a high school reunion - a girl came up to me asking if I remembered her. We shared a laugh remembering how her top fell off at the pool when we were younger. I told her I didn’t remember her - but if she took her top off - it might help....

She didn’t take her top off. But it was the first time I’ve seen a human eat a t-bone steak with her hands!

Funny to me anyway.

The girl I used to call My Favorite Cocksucker came out of the VIP after servicing someone else and asked me "Do you have any of those breath things?"

I told her I did, and asked why.

She said, "I need to get the smell of cum off my breath before my boyfriend gets here."