Every once in a while, a stripper says something memorable that makes me laugh. Recently, a dancer was comparing her civvie job to her stripping job: "so at my regular job, I haven't seen any of my coworkers naked but I know their real names. Here, I don't know anyone's name, but I know what their vaginas look like." Another sign that strip clubs truly are bizarro-world.
Side note, I think I like the strippers who have regular jobs better than those who dance as their primary source of income. More reasonable, less SS it seems.
Hilarious (but endearingly cute) dancer: "I bought this Rolex, but the battery was dead. I put it on anyway and it started to work, but it shows the wrong time."... I explained that these watches don't have batteries. Upon a later meet-up while cuddling: (me) "Your watch's time is still off". (Her) I know, but I would have to start wearing it at the right time for the time to be right"....I adjusted her watch' s time.
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Upon a later meet-up while cuddling: (me) "Your watch's time is still off". (Her) I know, but I would have to start wearing it at the right time for the time to be right"....I adjusted her watch' s time.