Funny stripper lines (non-pickup)

Every once in a while, a stripper says something memorable that makes me laugh. Recently, a dancer was comparing her civvie job to her stripping job: "so at my regular job, I haven't seen any of my coworkers naked but I know their real names. Here, I don't know anyone's name, but I know what their vaginas look like." Another sign that strip clubs truly are bizarro-world.

Side note, I think I like the strippers who have regular jobs better than those who dance as their primary source of income. More reasonable, less SS it seems.