This may sound like I am trolling or bullshitting but it really happened last week...
HAS A DANCER EVER ASKED YOU TO FART ON THEM?
Here is the story:
I was at my go to club last week and I had been there for a while when a dancer shows up late that I have known for a while. After we did some dances we are talking like usual. Somehow the conversation turn to farts. This surprised me because this dancer does not seem like the type to go to that type of sense of humor, so I never brought anything like this up. But she runs with it so I ask her if she has heard of Jack Vale youtu.be who does farting pranks in public with a pooter. She had not heard of Jack Vale but is laughing her ass off and asks, "I wonder if there is a way to make that smell?" Oh hell yea so I tell her about liquid ass
She is laughing even harder then she gets called to stage. She asks me to come fart on her while she is on stage. At this particular club, dancers get off stage and give a mini lapdance while you are tipping. She sits in my lap at stage and leans back and tells me to make a fart noise in her ear so I comply. I asked her if I should buy a pooter and come in the club and use it to get reactions. She is like Hell yea!
I am like WTF? I told a buddy of mine this story that knows the same dancer. He gets grossed out by that kind of humor and said he was never getting dances from her again. He has said this before and comes back for more.
Would you get dances from this dancer?
I once knew a girl who had an armpit smelling fetish and would ask to smell guys' armpits. There's a Russian girl I know who has a thing for sweaty uncut dicks and always smells guys' crotches. LMFAO