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Night of the Fuglies

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<p class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p>For New Year&rsquo;s Eve I was trying to implement my resolution to get out of my comfort zone and try out some new clubs.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>Unfortunately I had failed to account for a couple things at the club I had picked out.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>First of all, apparently all the hot dancers take the night off so they can go out partying, leaving the B-team to work the floor.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>The fuglies were split 50/50 between chubby, overweight girls and the anorexic skinny types with no tits.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>(If you could somehow add them together and average them, you could have some attractive girls, lol).<span style="">&nbsp; </span>Even on a bad night at a club, I can usually find one dancer I think is attractive, or alternately lower my standards enough, but this was mission impossible here.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>I thought about staying around, thinking that some hotter girls might be coming in later.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>Then I found out the club was closing early (huh?), so no more dancers were due in.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>With that I decided to head to my regular club to see if I could still salvage the evening.<span style="">&nbsp; </span></p>
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