Night of the Fuglies

For New Year’s Eve I was trying to implement my resolution to get out of my comfort zone and try out some new clubs.  Unfortunately I had failed to account for a couple things at the club I had picked out.  First of all, apparently all the hot dancers take the night off so they can go out partying, leaving the B-team to work the floor.  The fuglies were split 50/50 between chubby, overweight girls and the anorexic skinny types with no tits.  (If you could somehow add them together and average them, you could have some attractive girls, lol).  Even on a bad night at a club, I can usually find one dancer I think is attractive, or alternately lower my standards enough, but this was mission impossible here.  I thought about staying around, thinking that some hotter girls might be coming in later.  Then I found out the club was closing early (huh?), so no more dancers were due in.  With that I decided to head to my regular club to see if I could still salvage the evening.