Prison Talk

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BBBC
A man goes to prison. On his first night he meets his celly who is a big ass bubba. His celly asks, "Do you want to be the husband, or do you want to be the wife?"

The new guy thinks a minute and says, "If I had a choice, I would rather be the wife."

Bubba says, "Well, get over here and suck your wife's dick!"

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i think you fucked this up
^^^ who did you fuck?
Cum sit on my lap and meet Willy, Willy
lol! Nice joke! It makes no sense - but I like it!
I have two questions and one statement:

1. Was the new guy saying he wants to be the wife rather than the husband intentional?
2. Why the fuck did BBBC post a dick pic on a strip club web site with a largely male readership?
3. BBBC, it is non-brilliant to post a photo of another guys dick. Any guy that posts a dick pic on TUSCL probably has A 2 inch (5 cm) permanently flaccid dick.
Just sayin’
Oooh shit i messed that up. The new guy wanted to be the husband
@4got2wipe I am showing off my assets. Do you like what you see?
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crazyjoe
Colorado
6 years ago
Funny how I destroyed an airplane shitter yesterday
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