A man goes to prison. On his first night he meets his celly who is a big ass bubba. His celly asks, "Do you want to be the husband, or do you want to be the wife?"
The new guy thinks a minute and says, "If I had a choice, I would rather be the wife."
Bubba says, "Well, get over here and suck your wife's dick!"
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last commenti think you fucked this up
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^^^ who did you fuck?
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Cum sit on my lap and meet Willy, Willy
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lol! Nice joke! It makes no sense - but I like it!
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I have two questions and one statement:
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Just sayin’
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Oooh shit i messed that up. The new guy wanted to be the husband
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@4got2wipe I am showing off my assets. Do you like what you see?
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Funny how I destroyed an airplane shitter yesterday
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