Omg he is so cute and sweet I have a crush on him

Which boy is this? SirLapDanceALot?

There's one guy in my chemistry class who smells incredible! Its the only thing that makes that class remotely interesting lol!

I’m devestated..... So much for TUSCL love :(

@Mike he was just so nice but there's a reason he is not my tuscl husband

Sorry

I will make it up to u ok..I will send u to spa or strip club of ur choice and buy u any service u want

You can just make it up to me on the honeymoon beautiful. But a nice couples massage would be great.

Ok xoxo

@ Mike actually we are just tuscl couple right

I thought it was ok for me to post about my crushes..sorry I will have to do that; just like how u like strippers , I have crushes

I Will buy u massage every time I talk about my crushes ok bc I need to make more posts abt them to troll.

Agreed. As a matter of fact if I’m getting massages out of the deal, crush away. My only request is if it’s ever a hot girl I get to hear all about it.

@ Mike ok.I have crush on stripper cutie .I would like to do nice things to.her boobs if she would let me.

Omg!!!!

Omg!!!! Lolol

Sirlapdancealot, you called it. Smash that dyke button.

AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!

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Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

“Hey Ebony!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Draco Malfoy!

“What’s up Draco?” I asked.

“Nothing.” he said shyly.

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.

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AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz!

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@Nicole1994 Do you get regular prostate and testicular exams?