New approach to dating strippers

larryfisherman
California
Hey guys,

last night I met one of the most beautiful strippers I’ve ever laid eyes on. I’m convinced we’re going to be married and have kids together.

That being said I’m gonna try a new approach to getting to date her. It has been said on here if you want to date a stripper: you got to treat her like a civilian, or you can’t spend too much on her ITC (she’ll see you as a ATM), or you have to be in the same age range as her, or you have to be a unemployed wannabe musician and drug dealer, etc, etc.

The approach I’m going to try is spending my whole paycheck on her, $2,000 minimum on every visit I see her. She’s going to see that I’m willing to treasure her, and she’s going to quit stripping and move in with me. We’re going to get married and have kids and live happily ever after.

This is going to be great!!!!

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flagooner
6 years ago
The sad thing is that fishsticks is serious.
Dominic77
6 years ago
Fishsticks, fishsticks... you might want to try just asking her out. Radical concept. I know.

Gify:
https://goo.gl/images/yoA9dQ
nicespice
6 years ago
Have you tried acting like you’re going to be a potential club regular in the future, and as soon as you get her phone number, nonstop press her for OTC?
larryfisherman
6 years ago
@Dominic- asking strippers out is so last year, I’m interested in marrying them now.

@nicespice- no I haven’t. You think that will work????
Mnaz
6 years ago
I like your style fishsticks. You see something you want, you go all in. 100% commitment, that’s how winners are made.
nicespice
6 years ago
Lol, no I was joking. A lot of customers do that. :p
larryfisherman
6 years ago
@Mnaz- thanks man. Winners Circle
larryfisherman
6 years ago
@nicespice- yeah I knew you were joking, I was going along with the joke :)
san_jose_guy
6 years ago
Larry, you are playing with fire. You are assuming that you and not the girl will be in the drivers seat. It never goes that way for very long.

SJG
ATACdawg
6 years ago
@larry: $2000 every time you see her to impress her on how much you love her? Wow, I don't see anything that could go wrong with that plan. SMH
larryfisherman
6 years ago
I know everyone takes everything seriously here, but man. Wanting to spend the rest of my life with a stripper after I just met her?? Spending $2,000 on her every visit??
Dominic77
6 years ago
<3
Dominic77
6 years ago
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
SFcandidate
6 years ago
Crash and burn lol. Live and you learn. Money for lust.. good luck.

What club is this, I am curious ;)
steeldog65
6 years ago
I just give them 2 carat diamond earrings on day 1, day 2 is a Rolex, day 3 keys to a BMW then I ask for her to sit with me and I get her name. Spending goes up from there.
san_jose_guy
6 years ago
And then after the wedding day, that is when the real spending is just starting.

SJG
MackTruck
6 years ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruck
6 years ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruck
6 years ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruck
6 years ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruck
6 years ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruck
6 years ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruck
6 years ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruck
6 years ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruck
6 years ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruck
6 years ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruck
6 years ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruck
6 years ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruck
6 years ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruck
6 years ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruck
6 years ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruck
6 years ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruck
6 years ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruck
6 years ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruck
6 years ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruck
6 years ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruck
6 years ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruck
6 years ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruck
6 years ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruck
6 years ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruck
6 years ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruck
6 years ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruck
6 years ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruck
6 years ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruck
6 years ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruck
6 years ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruck
6 years ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruck
6 years ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruck
6 years ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruck
6 years ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruck
6 years ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruck
6 years ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruck
6 years ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruck
6 years ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruck
6 years ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruck
6 years ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruck
6 years ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruck
6 years ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruck
6 years ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruck
6 years ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruck
6 years ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruck
6 years ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruck
6 years ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruck
6 years ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruck
6 years ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruck
6 years ago
Hey guys,

last night I met one of the most beautiful strippers I’ve ever laid eyes on. I’m convinced we’re going to be married and have kids together.

That being said I’m gonna try a new approach to getting to date her. It has been said on here if you want to date a stripper: you got to treat her like a civilian, or you can’t spend too much on her ITC (she’ll see you as a ATM), or you have to be in the same age range as her, or you have to be a unemployed wannabe musician and drug dealer, etc, etc.

The approach I’m going to try is spending my whole paycheck on her, $2,000 minimum on every visit I see her. She’s going to see that I’m willing to treasure her, and she’s going to quit stripping and move in with me. We’re going to get married and have kids and live happily ever after.

This is going to be great!!!!
flagoonerEverything written by this member should be considered a statement of fact.
3 Hours Ago
The sad thing is that fishsticks is serious.
Dominic77Cleveland, Ohio
3 Hours Ago
Fishsticks, fishsticks... you might want to try just asking her out. Radical concept. I know.

Gify:
goo.gl
nicespiceSmashing the patriarchy’s like button!
3 Hours Ago
Have you tried acting like you’re going to be a potential club regular in the future, and as soon as you get her phone number, nonstop press her for OTC?
larryfishermanCalifornia
3 Hours Ago
@Dominic- asking strippers out is so last year, I’m interested in marrying them now.

@nicespice- no I haven’t. You think that will work????
MnazArizona
3 Hours Ago
I like your style fishsticks. You see something you want, you go all in. 100% commitment, that’s how winners are made.
nicespiceSmashing the patriarchy’s like button!
3 Hours Ago
Lol, no I was joking. A lot of customers do that. :p
larryfishermanCalifornia
2 Hours Ago
@Mnaz- thanks man. Winners Circle
larryfishermanCalifornia
2 Hours Ago
@nicespice- yeah I knew you were joking, I was going along with the joke :)
san_jose_guyDon't even consider booths or back rooms without a front room makeout session!
2 Hours Ago
Larry, you are playing with fire. You are assuming that you and not the girl will be in the drivers seat. It never goes that way for very long.

SJG
ATACdawgThank God the Potomac is between Trump & me!
1 Hour Ago
@larry: $2000 every time you see her to impress her on how much you love her? Wow, I don't see anything that could go wrong with that plan. SMH
larryfishermanCalifornia
1 Hour Ago
I know everyone takes everything seriously here, but man. Wanting to spend the rest of my life with a stripper after I just met her?? Spending $2,000 on her every visit??
Dominic77Cleveland, Ohio
1 Hour Ago
Dominic77Cleveland, Ohio
1 Hour Ago
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
SFcandidateCalifornia
1 Hour Ago
Crash and burn lol. Live and you learn. Money for lust.. good luck.

What club is this, I am curious ;)
steeldog65Louisiana
11 Minutes Ago
I just give them 2 carat diamond earrings on day 1, day 2 is a Rolex, day 3 keys to a BMW then I ask for her to sit with me and I get her name. Spending goes up from there.
san_jose_guyDon't even consider booths or back rooms without a front room makeout session!
10 Minutes Ago
And then after the wedding day, that is when the real spending is just starting.

SJG
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.

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MackTruck
6 years ago
Just in case you missed that
MackTruck
6 years ago
Hey guys,

last night I met one of the most beautiful strippers I’ve ever laid eyes on. I’m convinced we’re going to be married and have kids together.

That being said I’m gonna try a new approach to getting to date her. It has been said on here if you want to date a stripper: you got to treat her like a civilian, or you can’t spend too much on her ITC (she’ll see you as a ATM), or you have to be in the same age range as her, or you have to be a unemployed wannabe musician and drug dealer, etc, etc.

The approach I’m going to try is spending my whole paycheck on her, $2,000 minimum on every visit I see her. She’s going to see that I’m willing to treasure her, and she’s going to quit stripping and move in with me. We’re going to get married and have kids and live happily ever after.

This is going to be great!!!!
flagoonerEverything written by this member should be considered a statement of fact.
3 Hours Ago
The sad thing is that fishsticks is serious.
Dominic77Cleveland, Ohio
3 Hours Ago
Fishsticks, fishsticks... you might want to try just asking her out. Radical concept. I know.

Gify:
goo.gl
nicespiceSmashing the patriarchy’s like button!
3 Hours Ago
Have you tried acting like you’re going to be a potential club regular in the future, and as soon as you get her phone number, nonstop press her for OTC?
larryfishermanCalifornia
3 Hours Ago
@Dominic- asking strippers out is so last year, I’m interested in marrying them now.

@nicespice- no I haven’t. You think that will work????
MnazArizona
3 Hours Ago
I like your style fishsticks. You see something you want, you go all in. 100% commitment, that’s how winners are made.
nicespiceSmashing the patriarchy’s like button!
3 Hours Ago
Lol, no I was joking. A lot of customers do that. :p
larryfishermanCalifornia
2 Hours Ago
@Mnaz- thanks man. Winners Circle
larryfishermanCalifornia
2 Hours Ago
@nicespice- yeah I knew you were joking, I was going along with the joke :)
san_jose_guyDon't even consider booths or back rooms without a front room makeout session!
2 Hours Ago
Larry, you are playing with fire. You are assuming that you and not the girl will be in the drivers seat. It never goes that way for very long.

SJG
ATACdawgThank God the Potomac is between Trump & me!
1 Hour Ago
@larry: $2000 every time you see her to impress her on how much you love her? Wow, I don't see anything that could go wrong with that plan. SMH
larryfishermanCalifornia
1 Hour Ago
I know everyone takes everything seriously here, but man. Wanting to spend the rest of my life with a stripper after I just met her?? Spending $2,000 on her every visit??
Dominic77Cleveland, Ohio
1 Hour Ago
Dominic77Cleveland, Ohio
1 Hour Ago
Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
SFcandidateCalifornia
1 Hour Ago
Crash and burn lol. Live and you learn. Money for lust.. good luck.

What club is this, I am curious ;)
steeldog65Louisiana
11 Minutes Ago
I just give them 2 carat diamond earrings on day 1, day 2 is a Rolex, day 3 keys to a BMW then I ask for her to sit with me and I get her name. Spending goes up from there.
san_jose_guyDon't even consider booths or back rooms without a front room makeout session!
10 Minutes Ago
And then after the wedding day, that is when the real spending is just starting.

SJG
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
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Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.
MackTruckGod Bless America
5 Minutes Ago
Lmfao... Smash that like button! Lolololol


Well then just show up with a ring and propose. Like they say, if you’re going to get married you might want to tell the girl. Or just drive/fly to Vegas an get married in one of those drive-thru chapels.

If you’re going to propose-propose, ask the dancers here “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should propose.

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe one of those things where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.

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shailynn
6 years ago
“I know everyone takes everything seriously here, but man. Wanting to spend the rest of my life with a stripper after I just met her?? Spending $2,000 on her every visit??”

Most of us have listened to your songs, so we all know how mentally unsound you are, so yes, we do take what you post seriously.
Dominic77
6 years ago
"If I Wanted A Less Attractive Girl, I'd Get A Girlfriend!"

Fitting that this thread has this tagline. I think it was Larry that came up with it. He's been focused the whole time here on dating strippers. So why wouldn't he be serious about wife'ing one up?
Warrenboy75
6 years ago
Good lord....................................smh
Countryman5434
6 years ago
If you want to take her home and have her wake up with you in your own bed it all starts with a front room makeout session! I have a beautiful latina stripper at home right now!
nicespice
6 years ago
“I know everyone takes everything seriously here, but man. Wanting to spend the rest of my life with a stripper after I just met her?? Spending $2,000 on her every visit??”

Ooh. I missed that part.

So um Larry, when are you coming to San Antonio ;)
steeldog65
6 years ago
@Nicespice
Soooo, you don't like diamonds, Rolexs
and BMWS ? That hurts.
Jascoi
6 years ago
that ignore button works nice.

larry... that would be nice to make that kind of money to spend every day on a girl.
san_jose_guy
6 years ago
In case I did not make it clear enough, WHAT COUNTRYMAN SAID!

"If you want to take her home and have her wake up with you in your own bed it all starts with a front room makeout session! I have a beautiful latina stripper at home right now!"

SJG
Mate27
6 years ago
Whatever happened to your “Making it rain” days when you dropped over $30k in the club. Note in your discussion you stated “no sarcasm here”.
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