Hey guys,
last night I met one of the most beautiful strippers I’ve ever laid eyes on. I’m convinced we’re going to be married and have kids together.
That being said I’m gonna try a new approach to getting to date her. It has been said on here if you want to date a stripper: you got to treat her like a civilian, or you can’t spend too much on her ITC (she’ll see you as a ATM), or you have to be in the same age range as her, or you have to be a unemployed wannabe musician and drug dealer, etc, etc.
The approach I’m going to try is spending my whole paycheck on her, $2,000 minimum on every visit I see her. She’s going to see that I’m willing to treasure her, and she’s going to quit stripping and move in with me. We’re going to get married and have kids and live happily ever after.
This is going to be great!!!!


The sad thing is that fishsticks is serious.