Turtlenecks - Who Rocks One?

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10/4/2018 1:20:03 PM

With fall season coming about, and every white girl cumming her pants for pumpkin spiced lattes, something else is on the horizon...turtleneck season. About half a century ago they were cool, not so much anymore unless you’re a Lithuanian night club bouncer. Bonus points if you wear your necklace on the outside. Who on here do you think rocks a turtleneck in November?

Juicy can’t find one to fit his neck so he’s out.

Jackslash? After all he hangs out in museums.

Randommember? He talks like a university professor.

Subraman? I mean I always thought San Diegoans were a little behind the fashion trends when compared to the bay and LA.

Dominic? Maybe he’s hanging in a Cleveland club wearing one and smoking a pipe.

22 comments

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Cashman1234

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6 years ago

No thanks. I’d rather not be confused for a giraffe!

Cashman1234

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6 years ago

I love seeing the folks in Florida wearing turtlenecks when it dips below 70 degrees.

nicespice

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6 years ago

It’s still too hot for that where I am. But I like both turtle necks and pumpkin spiced lattes.

Call.Me.Ishmael

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6 years ago

No.

RandomMember

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6 years ago

Couldn't find good turtleneck at Goodwill

RandomMember

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6 years ago

Couldn't find good turtleneck at Goodwill

ime

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6 years ago

SJG has a closet full of them , no the other closet not the one full of dismembered women.

Huntsman

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6 years ago

Not really my style.

playfulsteve

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6 years ago

Why hasn’t Axe made the fall white girl catnip Pumpkin Spice variety yet?

shailynn

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6 years ago

Yeah Pumpkin-Vanilla Bean body spray.

Or Cinnamon Nutmeg Pumpkin

I guarantee you wear that shit into a Banana Republic store you will have sex in the dressing room no matter how fat you are.

Warrenboy75

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6 years ago

LOL-- I wear them. Solid black one mostly, dark gray as a second.

https://www.brooksbrothers.com/Turtlenec… ( and I hang in Cleveland clubs :--)

Subraman

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6 years ago

I used to wear a turtleneck, but then I turned 8.

SirLapdancealot

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6 years ago

I wear them when I go snowboarding or when I'm doing a Steve Jobs impersonation.

ArtCollege

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6 years ago

I love for dancers to reach into my shirt and play with my nipples. So why make it hard for them to do that?

clubdude

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6 years ago

Hasn't got cold enough for me to beak mine out.

jackslash

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6 years ago

A few years ago my CF gave me 2 turtlenecks for Christmas. I’ll wear them to the club when the weather turns cold.

Warrior15

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6 years ago

This turtleneck rocks :

https://www.google.com/search?q=turtlene…:

magicrat

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6 years ago

In Beer City one can get as many of the shitty pumpkin beers that they would ever want! I got one once and drank about half and said never again! Turtlenecks? Not my thang

Dominic77

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6 years ago

Not sure if @RandomMember is joking about him shopping there or not, but I buy my tops at Goodwill. I haven't seen turtlenecks there yet. I do tend to rock charcoal Henley's and V-neck knit sweaters and use them like turtlenecks. Shailynn, you are really suck in the '80s!! Not that there's anything wrong with that! ;)

twentyfive

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6 years ago

I think Ilya Kuryakin rocked a turtleneck over 50 years ago !

Tiredtraveler

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6 years ago

turtle neck with no bra and rock hard nipple:

TrapBaby304

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6 years ago

turtlenecks are coming back in style