With fall season coming about, and every white girl cumming her pants for pumpkin spiced lattes, something else is on the horizon...turtleneck season. About half a century ago they were cool, not so much anymore unless you’re a Lithuanian night club bouncer. Bonus points if you wear your necklace on the outside. Who on here do you think rocks a turtleneck in November?
Juicy can’t find one to fit his neck so he’s out.
Jackslash? After all he hangs out in museums.
Randommember? He talks like a university professor.
Subraman? I mean I always thought San Diegoans were a little behind the fashion trends when compared to the bay and LA.
Dominic? Maybe he’s hanging in a Cleveland club wearing one and smoking a pipe.


No thanks. I’d rather not be confused for a giraffe!