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Turtlenecks - Who Rocks One?

shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
With fall season coming about, and every white girl cumming her pants for pumpkin spiced lattes, something else is on the horizon...turtleneck season. About half a century ago they were cool, not so much anymore unless you’re a Lithuanian night club bouncer. Bonus points if you wear your necklace on the outside. Who on here do you think rocks a turtleneck in November?

Juicy can’t find one to fit his neck so he’s out.

Jackslash? After all he hangs out in museums.

Randommember? He talks like a university professor.

Subraman? I mean I always thought San Diegoans were a little behind the fashion trends when compared to the bay and LA.

Dominic? Maybe he’s hanging in a Cleveland club wearing one and smoking a pipe.

22 comments

  • Cashman1234
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    6 years ago
    No thanks. I’d rather not be confused for a giraffe!
  • Cashman1234
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    6 years ago
    I love seeing the folks in Florida wearing turtlenecks when it dips below 70 degrees.
  • nicespice
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    6 years ago
    It’s still too hot for that where I am. But I like both turtle necks and pumpkin spiced lattes.
  • Call.Me.Ishmael
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    6 years ago
    No.
  • RandomMember
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    6 years ago
    Couldn't find good turtleneck at Goodwill
  • RandomMember
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    6 years ago
    Couldn't find good turtleneck at Goodwill
  • ime
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    6 years ago
    SJG has a closet full of them , no the other closet not the one full of dismembered women.
  • Huntsman
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    6 years ago
    Not really my style.
  • playfulsteve
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    6 years ago
    Why hasn’t Axe made the fall white girl catnip Pumpkin Spice variety yet?
  • shailynn
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    6 years ago
    Yeah Pumpkin-Vanilla Bean body spray.

    Or Cinnamon Nutmeg Pumpkin

    I guarantee you wear that shit into a Banana Republic store you will have sex in the dressing room no matter how fat you are.
  • Warrenboy75
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    6 years ago
    LOL-- I wear them. Solid black one mostly, dark gray as a second.

    https://www.brooksbrothers.com/Turtlenec… ( and I hang in Cleveland clubs :--)
  • Subraman
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    6 years ago
    I used to wear a turtleneck, but then I turned 8.
  • SirLapdancealot
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    6 years ago
    I wear them when I go snowboarding or when I'm doing a Steve Jobs impersonation.
  • ArtCollege
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    6 years ago
    I love for dancers to reach into my shirt and play with my nipples. So why make it hard for them to do that?
  • clubdude
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    6 years ago
    Hasn't got cold enough for me to beak mine out.
  • jackslash
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    6 years ago
    A few years ago my CF gave me 2 turtlenecks for Christmas. I’ll wear them to the club when the weather turns cold.
  • Warrior15
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    6 years ago
  • magicrat
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    6 years ago
    In Beer City one can get as many of the shitty pumpkin beers that they would ever want! I got one once and drank about half and said never again! Turtlenecks? Not my thang
  • Dominic77
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    6 years ago
    Not sure if @RandomMember is joking about him shopping there or not, but I buy my tops at Goodwill. I haven't seen turtlenecks there yet. I do tend to rock charcoal Henley's and V-neck knit sweaters and use them like turtlenecks. Shailynn, you are really suck in the '80s!! Not that there's anything wrong with that! ;)
  • twentyfive
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    6 years ago
    I think Ilya Kuryakin rocked a turtleneck over 50 years ago !
  • Tiredtraveler
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    6 years ago
    turtle neck with no bra and rock hard nipple:
  • TrapBaby304
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    6 years ago
    turtlenecks are coming back in style
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