Dancer profiles are now available! Free VIP for dancers, apply now. More info

Advertisement
Front Room

Turtlenecks - Who Rocks One?

shailynn
shailynn2921329

They never tell you what you need to know.

7 yrs ago · 1 min read

With fall season coming about, and every white girl cumming her pants for pumpkin spiced lattes, something else is on the horizon...turtleneck season. About half a century ago they were cool, not so much anymore unless you’re a Lithuanian night club bouncer. Bonus points if you wear your necklace on the outside. Who on here do you think rocks a turtleneck in November?

Juicy can’t find one to fit his neck so he’s out.

Jackslash? After all he hangs out in museums.

Randommember? He talks like a university professor.

Subraman? I mean I always thought San Diegoans were a little behind the fashion trends when compared to the bay and LA.

Dominic? Maybe he’s hanging in a Cleveland club wearing one and smoking a pipe.

Replies (21)Latest

Profile picture for Cashman1234
Cashman1234

No thanks. I’d rather not be confused for a giraffe!

Profile picture for Cashman1234
Cashman1234

I love seeing the folks in Florida wearing turtlenecks when it dips below 70 degrees.

Profile picture for nicespice
nicespice

It’s still too hot for that where I am. But I like both turtle necks and pumpkin spiced lattes.

Profile picture for Call.Me.Ishmael
Call.Me.Ishmael

No.

Profile picture for RandomMember
RandomMember

Couldn't find good turtleneck at Goodwill

Profile picture for RandomMember
RandomMember

Couldn't find good turtleneck at Goodwill

Profile picture for ime
ime

SJG has a closet full of them , no the other closet not the one full of dismembered women.

Profile picture for Huntsman
Huntsman

Not really my style.

Profile picture for playfulsteve
playfulsteve

Why hasn’t Axe made the fall white girl catnip Pumpkin Spice variety yet?

Profile picture for shailynn
shailynn

Yeah Pumpkin-Vanilla Bean body spray.

Or Cinnamon Nutmeg Pumpkin

I guarantee you wear that shit into a Banana Republic store you will have sex in the dressing room no matter how fat you are.

Profile picture for Warrenboy75
Warrenboy75

LOL-- I wear them. Solid black one mostly, dark gray as a second.

brooksbrothers.com ( and I hang in Cleveland clubs :--)

Profile picture for Subraman
Subraman

I used to wear a turtleneck, but then I turned 8.

Profile picture for ArtCollege
ArtCollege

I love for dancers to reach into my shirt and play with my nipples. So why make it hard for them to do that?

Profile picture for clubdude
clubdude

Hasn't got cold enough for me to beak mine out.

Profile picture for jackslash
jackslash

A few years ago my CF gave me 2 turtlenecks for Christmas. I’ll wear them to the club when the weather turns cold.

Profile picture for Warrior15
Warrior15
Profile picture for magicrat
magicrat

In Beer City one can get as many of the shitty pumpkin beers that they would ever want! I got one once and drank about half and said never again! Turtlenecks? Not my thang

Profile picture for Dominic77
Dominic77

Not sure if @RandomMember is joking about him shopping there or not, but I buy my tops at Goodwill. I haven't seen turtlenecks there yet. I do tend to rock charcoal Henley's and V-neck knit sweaters and use them like turtlenecks. Shailynn, you are really suck in the '80s!! Not that there's anything wrong with that! ;)

Profile picture for twentyfive
twentyfive

I think Ilya Kuryakin rocked a turtleneck over 50 years ago !

Profile picture for Tiredtraveler
Tiredtraveler

turtle neck with no bra and rock hard nipple:

Profile picture for TrapBaby304
TrapBaby304

turtlenecks are coming back in style

Join the conversation

Sign in to reply to this discussion.

Advertisement