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posting while drunk...

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Jascoi Mr Wonderful to single moms and college age girls...

went to costco oxnard yesterday afternoon to gas up my gas guzzler prius, walked into the store to eat some food samples and check out the booze section... and delightfully discovered that the christmas egg nog cocktail is available!!! it is a seasonal item that i really like and i bought two 1.75 liter bottles and later yesterday evening had a coffee cup of it. then another one. and another. before long that bottle was empty.

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Musterd21

Should have bought 4!

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Cashman1234

You could run your Prius on that egg nog! It might have higher octane than the gas.

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nicespice

I love egg nog. I might have to get some as well soon.

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flagooner

Never post drunk. Only assholes do that.

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MackTruck

I posted drunk and shit up the board

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TrapBaby304

cant write when im drunk but sometimes i do when im high

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nicespice

I’ve posted here while drunk a couple of times. But I still wanna post on here simultaneously with DC one day if we can both have LSD at the same time.

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nicespice

Hah, I’d have to ask around. I have no idea where to find it. So lmk if you do.

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Dominic77

Drunk (or high) posting is part of what makes Tuscl great. I know I've done it.

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Lil_Baller100

im always fucking drunk, got a bottle of Hennessy wit me right now. been straight drinking dat shit all afternoon. i gotta record a song later tonight and my manager say i rap better drunk so i gonna open another one afta i eat.

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flagooner

Losers.

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Lil_Baller100

bitch how much mulah you make? i could buy your "fashionable" back brace with the change in my pockets. 1k ain't nothing to a rich ass nigga like me

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flagooner

Loser.

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NinaBambina

I post drunk or high quite often. Not like all the time, but if it's evening time and I have the night off, there's a decent chance I've been drinking or smoking. I currently am neither high nor drunk, though.

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TrapBaby304

I realized Im high every day :-/

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flagooner

Weak-minded fools get high on the Devil's Lettuce.

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twentyfive

“I like beer” lol

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flagooner

I like boobies

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twentyfive

^ that was a quote from this weeks senate hearings lolz

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NinaBambina

Lol twentyfive, "I like beer" is an understatement to describe how beloved beer was talked about during the hearing.

It IS liquid gold, though, but Mr. K was taking it a little too far.

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twentyfive

^I though I like beer and The devils triangle thing, we’re pure comedy gold, ain’t no way anyone can top that. ;)

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twentyfive

^If he doesn’t get on the Supreme Court, he has a future as a comedian. lol

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flagooner

I like boobies

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nicespice

^I like flag’s boobies

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flagooner

B cups

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nicespice

Damn flag I’m gonna jizz

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flagooner

LOL

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