posting while drunk...

Jascoi
mr.wonderful to single moms and college age girls...
went to costco oxnard yesterday afternoon to gas up my gas guzzler prius, walked into the store to eat some food samples and check out the booze section... and delightfully discovered that the christmas egg nog cocktail is available!!! it is a seasonal item that i really like and i bought two 1.75 liter bottles and later yesterday evening had a coffee cup of it. then another one. and another. before long that bottle was empty.

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Musterd21
6 years ago
Should have bought 4!
Cashman1234
6 years ago
You could run your Prius on that egg nog! It might have higher octane than the gas.
nicespice
6 years ago
I love egg nog. I might have to get some as well soon.
flagooner
6 years ago
Never post drunk. Only assholes do that.
MackTruck
6 years ago
I posted drunk and shit up the board
TrapBaby304
6 years ago
cant write when im drunk but sometimes i do when im high
nicespice
6 years ago
I’ve posted here while drunk a couple of times. But I still wanna post on here simultaneously with DC one day if we can both have LSD at the same time.
nicespice
6 years ago
Hah, I’d have to ask around. I have no idea where to find it. So lmk if you do.
Dominic77
6 years ago
Drunk (or high) posting is part of what makes Tuscl great. I know I've done it.
Lil_Baller100
6 years ago
im always fucking drunk, got a bottle of Hennessy wit me right now. been straight drinking dat shit all afternoon. i gotta record a song later tonight and my manager say i rap better drunk so i gonna open another one afta i eat.
flagooner
6 years ago
Losers.
Lil_Baller100
6 years ago
bitch how much mulah you make? i could buy your "fashionable" back brace with the change in my pockets. 1k ain't nothing to a rich ass nigga like me
flagooner
6 years ago
Loser.
NinaBambina
6 years ago
I post drunk or high quite often. Not like all the time, but if it's evening time and I have the night off, there's a decent chance I've been drinking or smoking. I currently am neither high nor drunk, though.
TrapBaby304
6 years ago
I realized Im high every day :-/
flagooner
6 years ago
Weak-minded fools get high on the Devil's Lettuce.
twentyfive
6 years ago
“I like beer” lol
flagooner
6 years ago
I like boobies
twentyfive
6 years ago
^ that was a quote from this weeks senate hearings lolz
NinaBambina
6 years ago
Lol twentyfive, "I like beer" is an understatement to describe how beloved beer was talked about during the hearing.

It IS liquid gold, though, but Mr. K was taking it a little too far.
twentyfive
6 years ago
^I though I like beer and The devils triangle thing, we’re pure comedy gold, ain’t no way anyone can top that. ;)
twentyfive
6 years ago
^If he doesn’t get on the Supreme Court, he has a future as a comedian. lol
flagooner
6 years ago
I like boobies
nicespice
6 years ago
^I like flag’s boobies
flagooner
6 years ago
B cups
nicespice
6 years ago
Damn flag I’m gonna jizz
flagooner
6 years ago
LOL
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