tuscl

posting while drunk...

Jascoi
mr.wonderful to single moms and college age girls...
went to costco oxnard yesterday afternoon to gas up my gas guzzler prius, walked into the store to eat some food samples and check out the booze section... and delightfully discovered that the christmas egg nog cocktail is available!!! it is a seasonal item that i really like and i bought two 1.75 liter bottles and later yesterday evening had a coffee cup of it. then another one. and another. before long that bottle was empty.

27 comments

  • Musterd21
    •
    6 years ago
    Should have bought 4!
  • Cashman1234
    •
    6 years ago
    You could run your Prius on that egg nog! It might have higher octane than the gas.
  • nicespice
    •
    6 years ago
    I love egg nog. I might have to get some as well soon.
  • flagooner
    •
    6 years ago
    Never post drunk. Only assholes do that.
  • MackTruck
    •
    6 years ago
    I posted drunk and shit up the board
  • TrapBaby304
    •
    6 years ago
    cant write when im drunk but sometimes i do when im high
  • nicespice
    •
    6 years ago
    I’ve posted here while drunk a couple of times. But I still wanna post on here simultaneously with DC one day if we can both have LSD at the same time.
  • nicespice
    •
    6 years ago
    Hah, I’d have to ask around. I have no idea where to find it. So lmk if you do.
  • Dominic77
    •
    6 years ago
    Drunk (or high) posting is part of what makes Tuscl great. I know I've done it.
  • Lil_Baller100
    •
    6 years ago
    im always fucking drunk, got a bottle of Hennessy wit me right now. been straight drinking dat shit all afternoon. i gotta record a song later tonight and my manager say i rap better drunk so i gonna open another one afta i eat.
  • flagooner
    •
    6 years ago
    Losers.
  • Lil_Baller100
    •
    6 years ago
    bitch how much mulah you make? i could buy your "fashionable" back brace with the change in my pockets. 1k ain't nothing to a rich ass nigga like me
  • flagooner
    •
    6 years ago
    Loser.
  • NinaBambina
    •
    6 years ago
    I post drunk or high quite often. Not like all the time, but if it's evening time and I have the night off, there's a decent chance I've been drinking or smoking. I currently am neither high nor drunk, though.
  • TrapBaby304
    •
    6 years ago
    I realized Im high every day :-/
  • flagooner
    •
    6 years ago
    Weak-minded fools get high on the Devil's Lettuce.
  • twentyfive
    •
    6 years ago
    “I like beer” lol
  • flagooner
    •
    6 years ago
    I like boobies
  • twentyfive
    •
    6 years ago
    ^ that was a quote from this weeks senate hearings lolz
  • NinaBambina
    •
    6 years ago
    Lol twentyfive, "I like beer" is an understatement to describe how beloved beer was talked about during the hearing.

    It IS liquid gold, though, but Mr. K was taking it a little too far.
  • twentyfive
    •
    6 years ago
    ^I though I like beer and The devils triangle thing, we’re pure comedy gold, ain’t no way anyone can top that. ;)
  • twentyfive
    •
    6 years ago
    ^If he doesn’t get on the Supreme Court, he has a future as a comedian. lol
  • flagooner
    •
    6 years ago
    I like boobies
  • nicespice
    •
    6 years ago
    ^I like flag’s boobies
  • flagooner
    •
    6 years ago
    B cups
  • nicespice
    •
    6 years ago
    Damn flag I’m gonna jizz
  • flagooner
    •
    6 years ago
    LOL
You must be a member to leave a comment.Join Now
Got something to say?
Start your own discussion