ASK ME ANYTHING YOU WANNA KNOW BOUT THE DANCER/HOE LIFE!!!!

Are you a dancer or a hoe? Usually dancers don’t want to be considered hoes. I’m indifferent - and I actually find hoes to be very enjoyable.

How do you juggle hoeing and trolling?

Both but I never mix the two. You wont get the same calibre of tricks at a club. Plus its a very different dynamic

Im not a troll, but if you make a lot per trick you don't need as many. Lots of free time, and dance a nigh or two a week

Never knew a pimp to let a hoe keep the money. I'm with Nina, no way you a hoe, hoes don't got free time cuz all time is making money (when you not sleeping during the day)

So same troll that is Phatboi is TrapThot909 cuz she wreaks of IE

^^^Yup, Gaca summed it up.

A real pimp would keep his hoe in-pocket, she wouldn't be on tuscl all day and night fucking up his money. Lmao.

Troll bit go ahead a index this troll as a troll a run to intiate warnings...

What are some telltale signs that a dancer is using you as a trick or stringing you along for money?

I just wish these trolls would do a tad bit more homework. Lazy writing.

^^^ It's been over two visits and she hasn't fucked you already

Damn even retired, I'm still can't help hunting and kill'n these troll

Like I said, we have so many pretend pimps (and now hos) in here, I have to get a payday loan just to post here

And 304 hasn't meant HOE since the last beeper died in the 90's. Who the fuck is writing this shit a former 90's wigger who hates life passed him by?

^ my new business venture is a title loan company, want to get in on the action, we are specializing in German and Italian luxury vehicles an sports cars.

I'll go along like this is legitimate because I really have no reason to believe that it's not. Here are my questions:

1. Was this your first career choice? If it's not and you could go back in time and make all kinds of different decisions, what would you be doing right now instead?

2. How much did you earn for your first trick?

3. What's the most you've ever earned for a trick?

4. Do you treat it like a business woman who wants to maximize her monthly income and place all excess cash into appropriate investments? Or when you need cash you go do some tricks?

5. At what age will you retire (or move on) from the profession?

6. What is your exit strategy?

What I continue to not understand: considering how poorly written every single pretend pimp is, how are so many guys still completely fooled? There's at least 3 or 4 real contributors who think PhatBoy is real and totally credible. Or, then again, maybe I'm the one who is completely fooled, those 3 or 4 real contributors are themselves trolls written by the true mastermind (Juice, obvi). I just blew my own mind.

"What I continue to not understand . . . how are so many guys still completely fooled?"

It's the power of boredom that you don't underestimate.

“There's at least 3 or 4 real contributors who think PhatBoy is real and totally credible.”

I thought that was only me and DC.

And given the whole “phatboy sounds like a woman” accusations, I wouldn’t be surprised if a few members on here think he is me.

^^^True.

My "^^^true" was in reference to ei8ht_ball's comment, btw.

@TrapBaby304

What is your opinion of customers who come in and have giant stacks of 1s on their table?

^^^ I usually come in an put a good 8 or 9 inches of singles on my table. Some of the girls claim it's closer to 3 inches, but I'm pretty sure they're under-estimating

^you always were delusional;) I men three inches eight inches who can tell the difference not make believe characters from a Damon Runyon short story. ;)

First off, I don't have a pimp. No one worth choosing and Im greedy with my $$$ although some of the best sex Ive had has been with pimps.

---What is your opinion of customers who come in and have giant stacks of 1s on their table?

I think anyone who has to bring attention to themselves with money doesn't really have much.

1. Was this your first career choice? If it's not and you could go back in time and make all kinds of different decisions, what would you be doing right now instead?

I have a college degree, there just aren't a lot of jobs out there. I'm keeping a journal of everything I do and hope to write a book about it. My life is more interesting and more fucked up than a reality show.

1. How much did you earn for your first trick?

$500. I would have fucked him anyways but he offered money. It felt weird, like he wasn't a real trick since I would have done it regardless. That, and just knowing girls who were doing it to get extra cash got me thinking.

1. What's the most you've ever earned for a trick?

Around $6500. Easiest money ever.

1. Do you treat it like a business woman who wants to maximize her monthly income and place all excess cash into appropriate investments? Or when you need cash you go do some tricks?

Its just fast money to me. I usually spend it pretty quickly. I do it if I want extra money or want to buy something. Sometimes guys will buy me stuff AND pay though.

1. At what age will you retire (or move on) from the profession?

No idea.

1. What is your exit strategy?

Marriage I guess. Maybe have an athletes kid. I don't really think that far ahead.

Lol so many contradictions. You don't have a pimp? Then what's this about:

Phatboy99: "@TrapBaby304. RHGO? You on a winning team?"

"Trapbaby304: I have the best king lol."

(tuscl.net)

--

RHGO means "real hoing going on" "You on a winning team?" is asking if the pimp she works for and the rest of the hoes make money. Hoes notoriously call their pimps their "Kings."

So in other words, the troll first wanted to act like a hoe with a pimp and once other members pointing out that pimps keep all the hoe's money, troll now wants to act like it has no pimp and hoes on its own and keeps its own money.

Just like the same troll said on the drug discussion that they've tried heroin only once and must have forgotten that just a few days prior it claimed that heroin and coke were two of it's greatest pleasures in the life's greatest pleasures thread.

Such an obvious troll, it's insane that anyone would believe otherwise.

Go post on your own threads you troll ass stalker nasty ass skank bitch

You don't know why my king is so STFU

Heroin is great, doesn't mean I wanna be a dope fiend lmfao

And you don't know shit about what was said lol

"And you don't know shit about what was said lol"

Yes I do, I read it with my own eyes as anyone else here can because you typed it, idiot. You're getting heated because I'm exposing you as the backpedaling, contradictory fraud that you are.

Ugh I'm blocking your stalker ass.

being on a winning team is like a joke. like he was asking if i want him to pimp me. RHGO means hoeing big deal. A king can be any man who is important to you not a pimp. King daddy whatever are terms you can use for anyone.

Its also funny how your addict ass is criticizing MY drug use LMFAO

Jealous ass bitch

As far as real pimps go. You won't find them online. lol

I'm an addict because I smoke weed, yet heroin and coke are two of your life's greatest pleasures (your words) and you do five bumps of coke before every time you work (your words), but since I smoke weed, I'm the addict?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I'd apologize for exposing you, but I'm not sorry so I can't.

Have you ever met a real pimp? They're pretty trill Ugh Im hypocritical for not wanting to be a heroin addict but liking heroin okay

I bet you'd get tongue tied and sweaty if you were near me in person and wouldn't say a thing

"I bet you'd get tongue tied and sweaty if you were near me in person and wouldn't say a thing"

Lmao if you were actually the real persona who try to be, instead of just a troll behind a keybord, I would loooooovvvveeee to meet you in person.

I wouldn't give your crack hoe ass the time of day Byyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeee

Of course you wouldn't, duh.

Smoking weed doesn't make someone a crack hoe. You are the one who admits to being a hoe and admits to routinely taking five bumps of coke while getting ready for work and listing heroin as one of your greatest pleasures in life.

Weed is not crack. I am a pothead. You're the junkie.

@trapbaby you spit or swallow

swallow cos i have an oral fixation

Lol

@Trapbaby what club do you work at?

Trapbaby304 why do you need 5 bumps of coke every time you get ready for work?

I like coke and it makes it easier to deal with the tricks.

I work at 2 clubs in LA and sometimes go to Vegas.

That must be tough to be an addict and have to work like that.

Do you work at a gay men's club, or is it a men's club with a straight female clientele?

Ugh trust me the places I work wouldn't hire you. Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Felicia!

I know they wouldn't, I'm not a dude.

Lol remember when you said you were blocking me? How did that work out for ya?

you're a fugly bitch with no personality, that's why you're hating on me. Now byeeeeeeeeeee you're ignored

WARNING - The following accounts are considered to be forum trolls and may not be trustworthy:

TrapBaby304 - troll status likely

@ TrapBaby304 - Do you watch anime?

nope never.

^ if you have the green she’ll wear a leash and growl at you ;)

"you're a fugly bitch with no personality, that's why you're hating on me. Now byeeeeeeeeeee you're ignored"

LMAO!!! If someone calls me fugly or accuses me of lacking personality, that's when I know they're full of shit.

I don't hate on trolls, I troll them back. You're a dude. You started the name calling with me first, anyway, ya walking contradiction.

Lay off the drugs stalking ass bitch

Wow, what a comeback from the troll who loves heroin and coke lmao. I'll stick to my weed, thanks.

@ TrapBaby304 - Which poster do you like the most. Besides yourself, of course.

Bump