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whodey
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7 yrs ago · 1 min read

Woman goes to emergency room, doctors find dead turtle in her vagina fox19.com

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shailynn

Never swim nude in the ocean.

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Cashman1234

This gives new meaning to - I like turtles!

Sexual assault by turtle?

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jackslash

Must be a snapper.

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nicespice

Lol! Smash that like button!

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Lloyd_Gross

So was it a snapper?

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whodey

This must be what ricktheturtle refers to as "turtle style". Come to think of it, has anyone seen ricktheturtle lately?

I hope this wasn't him, but if it was at least he died doing what he loved.

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jester214

I dated an ER nurse who had a great list of things people "fell on".

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wallanon

whodey has the thread of the day.

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blahblahblah23

" I dated an ER nurse who had a great list of things people "fell on"."

^ omg like what

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