How did that get in there?

Never swim nude in the ocean.

This gives new meaning to - I like turtles!

Sexual assault by turtle?

Must be a snapper.

Lol! Smash that like button!

So was it a snapper?

This must be what ricktheturtle refers to as "turtle style". Come to think of it, has anyone seen ricktheturtle lately?

I hope this wasn't him, but if it was at least he died doing what he loved.

I dated an ER nurse who had a great list of things people "fell on".

whodey has the thread of the day.

" I dated an ER nurse who had a great list of things people "fell on"."

^ omg like what