How did that get in there?

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whodey
Fat bastard that can afford to fuck hot strippers
Woman goes to emergency room, doctors find dead turtle in her vagina
http://www.fox19.com/2018/09/25/woman-go…

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shailynn
6 years ago
Never swim nude in the ocean.
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Cashman1234
6 years ago
This gives new meaning to - I like turtles!

Sexual assault by turtle?
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jackslash
6 years ago
Must be a snapper.
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nicespice
6 years ago
Lol! Smash that like button!
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WillMunny
6 years ago
So was it a snapper?
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whodey
6 years ago
This must be what ricktheturtle refers to as "turtle style". Come to think of it, has anyone seen ricktheturtle lately?

I hope this wasn't him, but if it was at least he died doing what he loved.
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jester214
6 years ago
I dated an ER nurse who had a great list of things people "fell on".
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wallanon
6 years ago
whodey has the thread of the day.
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blahblahblah23
6 years ago
" I dated an ER nurse who had a great list of things people "fell on"."

^ omg like what
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