Nothing better than a desperate Stripper
TippingDollarsMaryland
So I ran into a regular chick who is 19 and super tight brunette who was down on her luck the other night. Turns out her car broke down and she needed to get lots of money to fix it. She told me she had to borrow a friends car to drive the hour to the strip club. Bingo. I ended getting the best lap dances out of her as I played up this fantasy of being the mechanic helping her out of the jam. Ha. Anyway nothing better than a stripper who needs to make fast cash that night.
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last commentEverybody left happy. :)
Good for both of you!
Lol classic sob story to drain your pockets?
Yep. And a pretty transparent one at that.
The car breaking down. is ligit. But the rest sounds like SS
You guys are so jaded;)
Dayum I wish a stripper would break her car down all over me like dat ... :)
I'd rather have the girl pretend her car broke down than have her stop by my table and immediately inform me that she gives the best lap dances ever. Am I right or am I right?
Knew a good girl decades ago. One day her truck needed a tranny rebuild. She had a regular customer that owned a garage. Her first bad girl VIP was a two hour VIP and she had a new tranny. Became a fan of making money in big chunks after that.
I know this isn't PC, but trannies freak me out.
Rebuilt trannies freak me out!
Stripper emergencies are usually real. If a girl isn't very responsible and sucks with money you'd be surprised at the messes they get in.
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You guys ARE jaded!
who me?