LDK discussion

I have never asked that before. I cant ldk anyway. But one dancer did explicitly state she would make me cum if i wanted.(no extras)

I don't ask, I usually just test out my favorite looking dancers with a single dance, sometimes two. No words needed, those dances will tell you if you should continue or not. You can tell real soon if she's a rapid position changer, has air dance sequences that are too long, or seems to avoid wanting to grind for a good length of time. All that stuff is obviously bad if LDK is the goal.

I've been a decent gauge of it through just initially meeting and talking with strippers. I read people well and so I usually won't get a dance unless I already have a good sense that she's high mileage and LDK friendly or at least indifferent about it. Out of the last 10 new strippers I have gotten dances with only two ending up being no LDK potential and only one of the two was an air dancer. So with me I don't ever ask and if she air dances I see it as my failure to properly vett her during our introductions to each other. Plus I'm ok with a one and done every now and then. It's still nice to me to admire a woman's body up close and appreciate it visually. I take it for what it is and leave her to realize for herself why she only got one dance from me.

If its your first time with a girl I'd just advise getting a high dance count 4-6 dances. And tell them you intend to do that much before going back. I find that lightens the mood and they are either hoping you LDK or accepting if you do so. That and do your research on the place via TUSCL. I find the only places that dont look kindly on LDK have a list of bad reviews. Also avoid places that feel they cater to newbies/bachelor parties. Those kind of clubs have lineups full of dancers with no experience who will be surprised/disgusted if you LDK.

*When I say tell them I dont mean tell them you want to LDK, but tell them you intend to get more than a few lap dances.

if I don't LDK in the first song...
onto the next girl.

Paying for ejaculation services is merely spending your money to exacerbate your own sexual frustration.

Buying dances is a chumps game.

Civilianize, front room make out session, then when it is time for your own pants to come down, you inviter her to the back room.

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So wearing a t-shirt with " Will pay for LDK " stenciled on it would not work?

^ I'm sure at some clubs it might work fine.

I’d be impressed if I saw a shirt like that. I never heard of that acronym until I started hanging out on this board.

This is why a “mileage” rating would be useful. The Value rating used to be a good indicator that many guys equated to mileage; but now too many ppl enter 9/10 value rating for $2 beer at a place where air dances are the norm.

I actually considered getting a custom made shirt that said "Will tip for LDKs" but then I chickened out.

Maybe one of these days I might muster up the courage. I can only imagine how many dancers would be like "what's an LDK?".

No offence intended to lapdanceking82 but I am not a fan of the LDK acronym. I think lapgasm is a much better name as it's meaning is obvious to everyone not just the hardcore PLs who frequent this forum.

@paul that's too many letters and sounds feminine. Stop sitting down to pee and you won't make that mistake again