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Gilded Clit Necklace ❤️

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Bj99<3

I know you guys are always looking for the perfect gift for your favorite dancer. This designer has you covered.

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Supposedly, those are fingers with a gem between them lol. This had to be on purpose.

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NinaBambina

Lol it must have been! How could they create that, look at it, take pics, and not see the obvious?

That's funny though. Everyone in the comments is saying the same thing.

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Uprightcitizen

Lol yea "fingers". To make it TUSCL approved it needs a short single string of pearls hanging from the bottom.

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Bj99

I think I’d rather have a classy pussy necklace than a finger crack necklace anyways.

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TheeOSU

And i'd rather that you did too. ;-)

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Huntsman

This is funny but I think I’ll stick with cash gifts. Lol.

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Cashman1234

I wasn’t thinking it was some sort of jewelry for a dancer with a pierced clit hood - not a necklace shaped like a clit! Very unique - lol!

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Uprightcitizen

If it was gold it could be a quick identifier of GPS. I would almost be tempted to give it as gift complete with subtle irony.

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Call.Me.Ishmael

This is what it looks like when jewelry designers troll.

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Bj99

@ Upright, Yeah. They really missed the mark by not making it gold. That would have been way better. Who wants to receive a silver pussy necklace. She’ll think “WTF? why isn’t it fucking gold?..”

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