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5/7/2018 4:00:21 PM

Dude writes a review of some little-known club that has been closed for two years (The Key Club, Bronx, NY) - and it's a flimsy review at that:

From today's Unpublished Reviews:

"... Use to go here for a nice alternative to JRS, which was in walking distance. Similar type of women at both clubs. I thought Key Club women were better looking, but a bit more on the hustle side than JRS. Key club seemed a bit more uptight too. Bouncer or managers always hovering. If JRS could get some of the old Key Club dancers, that would be a nice combo. I prefer the more laid back vibe of JRS. Plus the non alcohol makes it seem a bit safer to me. Saw some customers looking for trouble a few times at Key Club ..."