I just heard this one today at my favorite club.
"What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water?"
"I just got laid so it may take awhile for me to get hard"
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Jokes that a stripper has told you.
Mar 13, 2018, 1:08 PM
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About 15-years ago I was getting dances from a fine (by my standards) English-speaking Latina (tanned; natural Ds; big natural ass) - after hanging and getting dances for about 30-minutes she looks at me in the eyes and tells me "do you want a kiss" - I nod my head yes like an excited PL - then she opens her hand and hands me a Hershey's kiss - she got me LOL.
There’s a local stripper who was apparently also a massage therapist at a local para- and quadriplegic facility. When I asked if I could come see her for a massage sometime, she looked me straight in the eye, and said with a completely straight face, “I don’t take walk ins.”
Lol! Now that’s clever! Great story GMD.
Pretty funny. I actually find her to be a pretty sharp girl, able to carry on a good conversation. Thanks for sharing.
A one-legged stripper told me a joke the other day but it was lame.
Was her name Eileen?
She was Japanese. Her name was Irene.
Her other job was at IHOP......
Let's keep these recycled jokes going!
Lol! That’s insightful for a stripper. It’s a good joke too.