I'll be in Memphis ... umm ... NOW. I'm heading there this evening (October 30) and will attend enjoyable varieties of adult opportunities on the evenings of the 30th, the 31st (watch those kiddies and speed zones! don't want to curtail horniness because of traffic and officer difficulties!), the 1st, and probably the 2nd.
You can identify me thusly: I have a cropped short brown/red beard, short receding hair in a flattop (less radical than Johnny Unitas, but still military looking), and I often smoke a tobacco pipe. I invite any of you to contact me by walking up to my table, stripping to your bare torso, using a cigarette to burn hideous bleeding scars in the form of either a swastika (for you Republicans) or a Shree Rajnah Dalvish Puram Bleeding Heart With Holy Mother Of Excessive Charity Dolorosa Teardrops (all others), then screaming at the DJ, "You suck and I'm fucking your wife!" while groping all male customers and pouring alcohol onto all male staff members. Please continue this performance until club security arrives, at which point you may cease and I will know that it's you.
Or you could just introduce yourself. :)
Parody -- I'd have to agree, it's not a great hobbyist's destination. One or two clubs are "standard" fare, above-average but not necessarily noteworthy. The Platinum Plus place can pretty much guarantee a coupla hot women, and the contact is fully "Tampa style" but no more except with particular girls. Other clubs are less exciting. This means, that by Tampa, New Jersey, Vegas, Miami, Houston, Dallas, Toronto, San Francisco, Seattle, St. Louis, or Los Angeles standards, Memphis pales.
I have, alas, already left Memphis, Bones. Just got your message. I was whipping through town finishing up stuff so that m y move can be completed. I now live out of suitcases and have neither home nor job! My "stuff" (furniture, stored clothing, books books books, CDs, sports equipment) is all in a storage place in the center of Mississippi (a family home where storage is free; no, I didn't PICk the location!). My car, I hope, will continue to run.
Where to next? :)