A New Kind of Club

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SneakySecret2
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Every morning I wake up hard as a rock, and surprising very horny, and this morning as I lay in bed I thought of a new type of idea for a strip club: a morning club.

It’s sort of like a hotel, in that you would check yourself in at night and go to sleep in a comfy bed, except you don’t see any of the girls at night, they come out in the morning. You get woken up by a hot girl who wants to dance or even do a vip, and the bonus is you’re already waking up with your morning wood hard and ready to go. Morning sex is sometimes some of the best sex anyways, so why not create a club that gets you going early on?

Thoughts? Ideas?

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Jascoi
7 years ago
good idea.
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SneakySecret2
7 years ago
@stripperclublane sounds like someone’s a little jealous they can’t get it up in the morning ;)
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shadowcat
7 years ago
You're goofy!
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Uprightcitizen
7 years ago
I like 'em sunny side up :)
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Warrior15
7 years ago
Actually this is one of the reasons that I like OTC. I too enjoy morning sex.
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Warrior15
7 years ago
Sneaky, Love the avatar.
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SneakySecret2
7 years ago
I’d do anything to wake up next to Rosie Jones lmao
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flagooner
7 years ago
What customer would check in only to wait 8 hrs to have sex?

Isn't this type of action what escorts are for?
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Cashman1234
7 years ago
There’s a club nearby that has this Legs and Eggs breakfast thing on Friday mornings. I’ve never been - but it seems like it gets a decent crowd.

I know an escort who provides morning services. She’s always looking for new ways to get more business. But - I’d just book her for the night - as I’d much rather turn over and fuck her...
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san_jose_guy
7 years ago
In the organization I am building you would get that daily, and at no extra charge either, part of the morning sunrise ritual. And you can bed down with a girl in anticipation of that is you like.

But as a commercial strip club, what you are describing sounds more like a brothel. Probably in those German FKK clubs they do offer something like that.

SJG
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clubdude
7 years ago
Isn't that the clubs in TJ?
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Papi_Chulo
7 years ago
Club "E11even" in downtown Miami is open 24-hours - it's close to South Beach and seems to get the very late-night South Beach party crowd - club doesn't get going till past midnight and often in full swing in the wee hours of the morning even into early-morning after the sun comes up - I visited once in the afternoon and it was dead, but gets good crowds late-night
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Electronman
7 years ago
About once per year, a couple of SW Michigan clubs open early for "Legs and Eggs" and "Tits and Toast." Maybe its the novelty, but these once per year morning parties are often very well attended.

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Cashman1234
7 years ago
Electronman - I think you’re right. Those things would be sparsely attended if they were held daily. My local club does it once a week, and it’s popular - as a novelty.
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4got2wipe
7 years ago
Don't worry SneakySecret2. "Loser" isn't necessarily an insult.

I can see it now. Hot 19-year old Ukrainian girl brings you a mimosa and proceeds to get naked! Brilliant idea!

Just make sure that "Club Morning Wood" doesn't end up being just like a Waffle House with naked girls. Nobody wants to see naked Waffle House girls!
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orionsmith
7 years ago
I don't need a whole club, just one girl already in bed with me is enough. Several girls would be overkill.
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SneakySecret2
7 years ago
lol you guys are funny
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