Which club in/near Seattle area should I visit? (based on this 6 criteria)

Club_Goer has a lot of knowledge if clubs in Seattle.

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4. "Little chance of getting STD after LD from the girls"

Even DUMB FAGS can't get STDs from LDs. RICH STUDs, however, can go all the way up to BBFS and still not have to worry. Because RICH STUDs cannot get STDs.

1 and 2. Try any of the clubs close to the Seahawks' stadium, especially on Friday or Saturday nights. Deja Vu Lake Forest also has some cute coeds but quality has been on the decline lately. There are not many fit dancers who would meet your criteria, but there are some young cuties to be found.

3. Seattle is a "wanna dance" town unless you're a $$$ regular. Once a month AND $$$ is the absolute minimum if you want conversation. Half the girls still won't remember because they're high on weed when they're talking to you.

4 and 5. You won't get an STD from moderate mileage as described. Seattle is not a great extras area and you certainly won't get extras from any girl who meets the criteria from 1 and 2.

6. Be prepared to be robbed.

wildbourbon speaks the truth.