In conjunction with the "Stupid Things Strippers Have Done) topic that I started, I thought it was only fair to include this topic, as I know I've done plenty of them...
I've already mentioned my stupid habit of keeping damaging voice mails on my phone...
I've also been known to be a sucker when hearing girls "sob stories" about needing money, and have coughed up considerable cash...
On occassion, I've been too quick to develop feelings for my currrent girls, especially when it comes to ATFs...
I've taken BIG chances with flimsy alibis, in order to visit my girls, when it'd have been very easy and costly to be caught not where I was SUPPOSED to be...
I ruined a relationship with my prev prev ATF in just two club visits, after nearly a year with her. Visit one (next to last time with her) saw me waiting for Brandy (prev prev), and when she was a little late, I decided to sample a new girl that I hadn't seen before and REALLY hit it off with her (Electra). The crap hit the fan later when Brandy found out about it, and caused some tears to flow (hers, not mine)... that was the first time I realized how possessive the girls can get over their regulars... who would've thunk? Visit #2 (last time with Brandy), found me actually waiting for me prev ATF to meet me for an OTC, leaving from the club (stupid move in itself), when Brandy (prev prev ATF) showed up unexpectantly. (two close dancer friends at the same club, at the same time - not the smartest move, either) Anyhow, in trying to greet prev ATF, I physically bumped into prev prev ATF (Brandy) and knocked her drink out of her hand (stupid AND clumsy), and left her standing in the middle of the entrance area, drink at her feet, stunned expression on her face, while I went to prev ATF, and exited the club with her in my arm. At that point, I chose to prefer to piss off Miss Prev Prev, rather than Miss Prev. Since then, I've regretted burning that bridge many times...
Did someone say something above? Just joking, I skimmed over that first post and lost it somewhere. Just thinking of stupid things I have done. I believe one time I went to Platinum Plus in Columbia and I either was drunk or possessed or something because I offered to pay $20 for every dance I got one time. I must have been drunk. That was many years ago. I don't think any girl turned me down that night. I overpaid everyone. Of course a few girls may have given me a break but my memory is a bit fuzzy about it all. The next day I vaguely remembered and was scratching my head thinking WTF did I do that for? I never paid more than 2 for 20 back then, sometimes less if a dancer wanted to offer me an additional break to keep going. I get 2 for 20 even now with some dancers.
I remember one time I was in a strip club at the beach and one of the dancers seemed to like me a lot. She gave me her number and I told her I thought I could memorize it and would call her the next day since I would be in town for a couple of days. She asked me each hour for 2 or 3 hours if I remembered her number. I did. After about 4 hours I left and got the numbers transposed. Stupid idea to trust my memory when drinking.