Stripper Boyfriend, the ultimate RIL?

Their boyfriends catch a lot of flack on here, but maybe we should actually have a little sympathy. The ones I have seen are homely, drive old cars, and put up with strippers walking all over them and using them as a free taxi service. Strippers are perfectly fine hanging up the phone with the BF "call ya back later, babe" when a good tipper walks up...
Yeah they get to sleep with her - but along with that comes continuous contact with all her financial and medical needs, the potential interaction with various other ex's. And low self esteem knowing that a hot stripper can quickly find another lonely guy to hook up with.
Better to be a PL who is occasionally hustled for a missed song count, than to be a guy who is emotionally strung along for months.