Stripper Boyfriend, the ultimate RIL?

Lurker_X
North Carolina
Their boyfriends catch a lot of flack on here, but maybe we should actually have a little sympathy. The ones I have seen are homely, drive old cars, and put up with strippers walking all over them and using them as a free taxi service. Strippers are perfectly fine hanging up the phone with the BF "call ya back later, babe" when a good tipper walks up...
Yeah they get to sleep with her - but along with that comes continuous contact with all her financial and medical needs, the potential interaction with various other ex's. And low self esteem knowing that a hot stripper can quickly find another lonely guy to hook up with.
Better to be a PL who is occasionally hustled for a missed song count, than to be a guy who is emotionally strung along for months.

6 comments

  • theDirkDiggler
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    7 years ago
    Strangely, i actually feel worse for the stripper than the boyfriend as they often aren't providing much of anything for the girl except for being a BF.
  • jackslash
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    7 years ago
    The boyfriend gets to spend the stripper's money on drugs and smacks her around whenever he feels like it.

    Q. What can a stripper do to avoid being beaten by her boyfriend?
    A. Shut the fuck up.
  • Eve
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    7 years ago
    I legit misread this as a topic about the boyfriend who works as a male stripper and had a story or two given to me by custies, buut I guess this is the wrong thread.
  • shailynn
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    7 years ago
    I’m telling you guys you have it all wrong. While the stripper is out working all day the boyfriend gets to sleep in and play video games all day and smoke week. When the stripper comes home at 2am she even brings him Taco Bell since he probably has the munchies from smoking up all night.

    Man it’s win-win!!!! I cannot even fathom any negatives to this arrangement!
  • Cashman1234
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    7 years ago
    There’s something off in the op’s argument. To be a strippers bf - you can’t give a shit about the stripper. Once you start to care about her - she’ll sense it - and leave your ass!

    Strippers generally have low self esteem - and when a guy doesn’t give a shit about her - she will feel more comfortable. If you treat her well - she’ll be confused as fuck!

    Take her to a glory hole and leave her there for a few hours.
  • BurlingtonHoFactory
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    7 years ago
    https://youtu.be/Ie5Si0eICTI
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