The Teachers
sinclair
Strip Club Nation
Fast forward many years and countless strip club visits later: I have learned and perfected the strip club game. Since I cannot go back in time to thank the cowboy for helping me learn the ropes when I was just starting out, I always thought I’d use my knowledge to help out others should the situation ever arise.
That opportunity came earlier this year for me. I was at Stiletto’s in Brownsville, knocking back a few cold Sincweisers and enjoying the Valley girls, early one weekday evening. The club had yet to pop off, so there were only a dozen or so patrons inside. I tipped the dancer on stage and returned to my table. Out of the corner of my eye, there was a Hispanic guy dressed like Marty McFly and presumably his pregnant girlfriend sitting a few tables a way--a very odd looking couple who looked out of place at Stiletto’s. They were pointing at me and eventually walked over to my table. They asked if I spoke Spanish or English. I told them I can talk to them in either. The girl was fairly bilingual, but the guy seemed to speak very little English. They told me that it was their first time at a strip club, and they wanted to know how to tip the dancers like I had just done on stage. I explained that they just go up to the edge of the stage and wait for the dancer to come over to give them a close up view, then slide a couple dollars in the dancer’s g-string. I demonstrated, groping the dancer in the process. The guy eventually walked up to the stage with a Vince McMahon swagger. Throughout the next thirty minutes, the couple tipped the stage, always with a single dollar, and they seemed to really enjoy it. Eventually, they came back over to my table and asked me how the lap dances worked. I explained that they were twenty dollars and you get to touch dancers everywhere unclothed for one song. The guy purchased a single lap dance, and it looked like it was a life-changing experience for him. Finally, the couple came over to my table and asked if the dancers give blow jobs. The girlfriend wanted to treat her boyfriend and have him go home drained. I told her that the club was “limpio”, and I had even been getting yelled at by management for touching the dancers on stage. They said they read on StripClubList that dancers at the club were giving blow jobs for $35. I was almost certain this kind of activity was “prohibido” in this club, even in the VIP room. To rule out any uncertainty, I went over and talked to a dancer who had always been frank and honest with me during my residency. She told me the VIP room provided the same level of action as the lap dances, but with a little more privacy. I them popped up the club’s page on SCL to see what was written. I told the newbies what they read on SCL was just a dancer trying to insult another dancer by calling her a cheap prostitute. They were disappointed that no oral sex was available, but I think they had a good first time otherwise.
Have you ever played the role of teacher for someone at a strip club?
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Nothing to the extent you talked about, but I took a friend to the club after his divorce and gave him a few pointers so he had a good time.
I try to be as helpful as I can, but guys have to figure out what works for them.
Never thought about being a house mom (LOL, PoolyD), but a dirty uncle would be a good role.
We need a bumper sticker that says something like "Making a living as a stripper? Thank your teachers (and all the horny men)."
But unless a PL is just watching me (and once a customer did notice that i was going to the LD room a lot and kind of made a thumbs up type comment), i don't think i give any indication that i'm adept at SCing. Wonder what the couple saw in you.
I have not acted as a teacher in a strip club. I'm still pretty clueless myself.
I don't give advice unless asked but I will certainly help someone who seems sincere. If I'm getting along well with a stripper, we usually end up talking about other clubs I've been to and the non strip club experiences I've had. I've been amazed at how much that prompts questions from the ladies.
I've certainly been in student mode enough times in my life and have appreciated it when someone has helped answer my questions. One good turn deserves another. But I try to draw a sharp distinction between solicited and unsolicited advice.
As far as interaction in clubs with custies and staff, I try to act like I'm in a normal bar. I don't care to interact too much but don't hesitate to converse regarding the game on TV, the beer I like and so forth. I find that acting like I'm in a normal bar slows everything down for me and I make better decisions when I'm not all hyped up. But it took me years to realize "act normal dumbshit". Lol.
I also at times, but not common, will give advice to green-dancers when it's obvious they can be doing a lot better than they are but for lack of knowledge of the SC-game; or being so TUSCLarly educated I may share w/ them info on better-clubs that they are not aware-of.