Ever reflect on strippers you missed out on ?

It's a bittersweet truth of the hobby that the hottest ones also tend to be the craziest and therefore least likely to stick around for long. Moral of the story: If you like her, get her number.

I agree if she strikes your fancy fucking get something LMFAO

What about if you get herpes from her, does that count?

I club infrequently, so rarely do I see the same set of dancers more than once. On occasion I've seen a dancer locked-down with her regular, for length of my entire visit. Most recently it was a young, leggy, blonde, athletic pole dancer with a great, upbeat attitude. I have a tried a sample (or maybe more) but it wasn't in the cards.

Life is to shirt for regrets

I only recall one that I missed out on. She was a solid 9.5, and in Papi terms, she was one of those low-circulating hot bitches. The only time I would see her was when she was on stage, and usually half the guys in the club would go up to the stage to tip her. When she'd get off stage, most of the guys that tipped her would return to their tables.

I would've liked to get dances with her, but she had a tendency to disappear when she was not on stage. The last time I saw her was 6 months ago. It seems she either quit, went to another club, or moved to another city.

Every time a girl asks to have sex with me and I decline, I wonder what I may have missed out on. However in one case, I know I still have all my money and organs since I didn't agree to meet up. I'm not sure if that would be true if I had met up. Walking up to a guy in a strip club and asking him to go home with you to do whatever he wants sounds suspicious when it's the only thing she ever said to you. Even if she didn't plan on doing any harm, she might have asked for money when alone. It was like a catch 22. If you ask her if she wants money, she thinks you are implying she's a prostitute that propositioned you and gets offended, if you wait to meet up and then she wants money but didn't want to mention it in the club, she's still pissed if you say no and then you wasted your time too. If you attempt to meet up with a complete stranger, a friend might hold you up and rob you while she claims she never saw the guy. Too many unknowns. Instead of thinking of all these questions, she doesn't understand and then asks are you gay when you don't agree to meet up. I didn't think I was hot stuff but maybe I am for 1 in a 1000 girls. I do wonder what I missed out on.

Now if she had pretended to be a dancer that already knew me, I might fall for that one. However I do remember one girl tried to trick me and I thought she was a dancer until a bouncer came over and said customers aren't allowed to do dances.

I also remember one very hot dancer that never asked me for dances on the announced two for ones and whenever I was actually free without another dancer asking me, she was busy talking to another dancer making herself unavailable. I almost never saw her doing lap dances. I wondered what's up with that? She was hot and not making money and making the guys happy, myself included. However I usually had only a few seconds to think about it because another dancer would spot me and ask me for a dance.

If I hadn't missed out on some dancers, I might have been unhappily married by common law rules to a stripper by now. I didn't hook up with one dancer who made a number of sexual suggestions because her face didn't look that great even though her body was an 8 or 9. First time I ever had a stripper suggest she could move in with me when I never even went out with her one time. Makes you wonder how the sex would have been but then again a voice was saying, not with her, don't do it. I could end up with her for the rest of my life and that could be a long time.

I found a girl at an Atlanta FBSM place that I really liked and after my last session with her had convinced myself to propose an arrangement with her, or at least try to get her number.

Alas, the next time I contacted the agency, they said she didn't work there anymore.

Yes

I remember a nice looking girl gave me a bj at one club I rarely visited. Bouncer almost caught her at one time. I decided I wanted to pay her and get out. I didn't get her number and next time I visited, she wasn't working there, missed out. I now realize in hind site, if a nice looking girl gives you a bj without even saying she was going to do that, she might be open to more. I guess I just surprised at everything and wasn't thinking about getting more. One of the best lap dances ever.

For me, it was a young woman who danced under the name Molly. My schedule and hers seldom matched up, and on the few times they did, my ATF was also there.

This girl was beautiful, with a DD rack, long legs that seemed to go on forever, and a flat stomach. She had degrees in both fine arts and criminology - she was a lot of fun to talk to.

She was thinking of quitting dancing and going back to police work. I'd commit a crime just so I could be tackled an cuffed by her?

I've found that if there's a stripper you really want to fuck it should almost always be possible. Then again I am a RICH STUD so for guys on the board who are DUMB FAGs they might have different experiences. Only one, I would have really have liked to fuck, but was only able to get DFK and HJ from her.

It doesn't generally happen to me because either they try to sell dances and come around to me or they don't and I lose interest.

Then again I am a RICH STUD so for guys on the board who are DUMB FAGs they might have different experiences.

That's how I feel dougster lol...I must be a rich stud as well because nobody believes the shit I talk about LMFAO

If you are able to pay hookers for sex than according to RickyBoy himself that makes you a RICH STUD. RICH because you can afford it. STUD because you are having sex with a hot chick. Put them together: and you are a RICH STUD.

Constantly, I still live with multiple regrets :-(

(Some I even had the phone numbers for and deleted them after they didn't respond [long story], tried to get cell company to dig out old records, they won't/can't, even thought about paying a hacker to get real name behind email accounts [often only knew their real first name which doesn't help much])

I met one a few weeks ago just as I had to leave. We didn't get any dances, just talked for about 10 minutes. She doesn't dance regularly or often but I still wonder what she might have been like getting to get up close and personal.

I can recall one dancer and one porn star. Both were during the first few years that I started visiting clubs and before I got good at figuring out which dancers were worth a bit of extra effort.

The first and one I to this day regret not taking the chance on was a very hot looking 9.5 brunette. Perfect natural tits, nice firm butt. She danced at the club for about a year and a half. She had just started dancing and gave a very good stage show, but seemed very aloof and full of herself the few times I talked to her. She asked me twice if I wanted a dance and both times I said no. I rarely saw her get any dances, except for three regular customers who would come in once every so often. I found out about a year after she quit that she was entertaining the customers outside the club, and if you got a lap dance from her more than likely she would mention some OTC action. The club didn't care as long as she gave a good tip out.

Second was on vacation vising a club where well known at the time porn star happened to be featuring. After her first show I went to the back for a polaroid and I was the only one in line. The club was dead so she offered a video, photo and 3 song private show for the same price as the 3 song special. So I agreed. Very good dance, lots of contact and a bit of extras. At the end of the dance she offered a private session at her place after her 1:30 AM show for a very reasonable price. Problem was by the time she had gotten cleaned up after her show I would have been at her place around 3:00 AM, and I had to leave for home at 5:00 the next day. She retired soon after.