This site is the best.

10 comments

• shailynn

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  7 years ago

  Coming here will always make you realize you're better off dumping a load in a $50 backpage hooker and hitting up an Arby's at 11pm for their "happy hour" menu rather than trying to wife up a stripper with 3 kids by 3 different guys and 1 felony and 2 misdemeanors. In the long run it's cheaper and just as satisfying.
  
  - words by Juice
• LecherousMonk

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  7 years ago

  LOL that Juice comment is gold.
• jester214

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  7 years ago

  While I'd like to think I wouldn't do anything too PLish on my own, I think it's safe to say that reading the horror stories on tuscl has probably helped.
• ppwh

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  7 years ago

  Only one felony? You guys must go to those upscale gentleman's clubs I have heard about.
• rh48hr

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  7 years ago

  This site will always bring you back to reality in that regard. It has also been a valuable tool in securing extra fun.
• RandomMember

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  7 years ago

  Place is okay if you throw about the Libertarians, the basket weavers, the finance guys, and the family lawyers.
• RandomMember

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  7 years ago

  ...that leaves about 2 sane people
• jackslash

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  7 years ago

  If it weren't for TUSCL, I would probably be wasting my golden years chasing after busty blonde strippers who only care about my money. Wait! How has TUSCL helped?
• Call.Me.Ishmael

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  7 years ago

  "Wait! How has TUSCL helped?"
  
  You haven't woken up in a bathtub filled with ice and missing a kidney.
  
  You're welcome.
• lick-that

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  7 years ago

  @PPWH Too funny. Mine- 3kids 2 baby daddies 1 misdemeanor 0 $$. The perfect countdown. Top that