This site is the best.

Coming here will always make you realize you're better off dumping a load in a $50 backpage hooker and hitting up an Arby's at 11pm for their "happy hour" menu rather than trying to wife up a stripper with 3 kids by 3 different guys and 1 felony and 2 misdemeanors. In the long run it's cheaper and just as satisfying.

- words by Juice

LOL that Juice comment is gold.

While I'd like to think I wouldn't do anything too PLish on my own, I think it's safe to say that reading the horror stories on tuscl has probably helped.

Only one felony? You guys must go to those upscale gentleman's clubs I have heard about.

This site will always bring you back to reality in that regard. It has also been a valuable tool in securing extra fun.

Place is okay if you throw about the Libertarians, the basket weavers, the finance guys, and the family lawyers.

...that leaves about 2 sane people

If it weren't for TUSCL, I would probably be wasting my golden years chasing after busty blonde strippers who only care about my money. Wait! How has TUSCL helped?

"Wait! How has TUSCL helped?"

You haven't woken up in a bathtub filled with ice and missing a kidney.

You're welcome.

@PPWH Too funny. Mine- 3kids 2 baby daddies 1 misdemeanor 0 $$. The perfect countdown. Top that