Your dark strip club mishaps ?
Papi_Chulo
Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I have often posted I have visual problems (have had them since birth and has gotten worse) - anyway this is an issue for me particularly in dark-ass strip-clubs.
This past Saturday late-afternoon I was not in the mood to do shit and decided to recon a couple of clubs I had not been to in a good-while (all 3 were pretty-bad - mostly empty and not many dancers).
Anyway - one of the clubs I hit on this sunny Sat late-afternoon was particularly dark - I'd only hit this club once b/f about a year ago and not too familiar w/ the layout but remembered most of the layout since it's a small club.
I walk-in and need to hit the bathroom and knew it was in the back and that there was a narrow-passage way in b/w a LD area to the left and some dance-cubicles to the right - I couldn't see the narrow passage-way and kinda went into the LD area w/o noticing and I see a guy walking towards me and there isn't enough room for both of us to get-by - it was one of those things where I backed-up to let him pass and he simultaneously did the same-thing - so I go forward to pass and he simultaneously does the same thing and again we both simultaneously back-up to let each-other pass - we try again a 3rd-time and it's the same thing.
I finally just go ahead and pass and then realize the other guy was me seeing myself on a mirrored-wall but I couldn't tell w/ my bad-eyes and it being so dark; LOL - luckily it was towards the back of the club and club was fairly empty and no-one in that area - it was kinda embarrassing me trying to tell my reflection "please after you" - LOL.
Any dark-club semi-embarrassing incidents on your-part?
This past Saturday late-afternoon I was not in the mood to do shit and decided to recon a couple of clubs I had not been to in a good-while (all 3 were pretty-bad - mostly empty and not many dancers).
Anyway - one of the clubs I hit on this sunny Sat late-afternoon was particularly dark - I'd only hit this club once b/f about a year ago and not too familiar w/ the layout but remembered most of the layout since it's a small club.
I walk-in and need to hit the bathroom and knew it was in the back and that there was a narrow-passage way in b/w a LD area to the left and some dance-cubicles to the right - I couldn't see the narrow passage-way and kinda went into the LD area w/o noticing and I see a guy walking towards me and there isn't enough room for both of us to get-by - it was one of those things where I backed-up to let him pass and he simultaneously did the same-thing - so I go forward to pass and he simultaneously does the same thing and again we both simultaneously back-up to let each-other pass - we try again a 3rd-time and it's the same thing.
I finally just go ahead and pass and then realize the other guy was me seeing myself on a mirrored-wall but I couldn't tell w/ my bad-eyes and it being so dark; LOL - luckily it was towards the back of the club and club was fairly empty and no-one in that area - it was kinda embarrassing me trying to tell my reflection "please after you" - LOL.
Any dark-club semi-embarrassing incidents on your-part?
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My problem with dark clubs is Mary Jane. She tells me that a particular dancer is hot. I get all excited and then I see the girl step into a patch of light and she looks like SjG wearing a wig.
Don't patronize me flag
Yeah - those steps are supa-dangerous in a dark-club especially being distracted w/ all the T&A
I've learned to walk in slowly and stand somewhere off to the side to let my eyes adjust for a few moments if I go into a club during the day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zynK2Dz…
I like that much better than bras or bikini tops, or even pasties.
:) :) :)
SJG
mons venus lap dance area was a bit like that on my few visits.