I think it's time that we enact legislation requiring all female teachers be tes

These teachers just keep getting hotter and more married. What the hell?

I never actually had a teacher I thought was hot enough to give a second glance.

Mandatory STD testing for female teachers? A very good idea.

Suggest that to Donald J. Trump and he can put Andrew Puzder on it right away.

SJG

Lots of horny teachers out there now a days, it seems.

Maybe we should set up a public service agency where they can visit and have sex with us to help keep them out of jail.

I think I lacked the proper special education students get nowadays.

"destroying evidence of the acts"

Sounds like she swallows.