Westworld - what would YOU do there?

Make love, not war. Fuck 'em -- don't kill 'em! Madam Maeve (the ever-sensuous Thandie Newton) can take me up to her boom-boom room at the brothel every day that I'm there.

Right?! Thandie is a fucking goddess. I'm not any kind of peaceful hippie (unless I'm stoned out on some quality bud) but going there and killing a bunch of robot people wouldn't be my thing. The orgies we've had a couple glimpses of? I could probably get into that.

The hookers are the least attractive women there, although the blonde they brought in is okay. I would go out to countryside for looting, pillaging, and raping everything I find. Total black hat.

Duels and train robbing, robo-whores and whiskey after sundown

That's easy! I'd be like that client chick in E03 who helped take out a bad guy in a shootout, then went to the saloon/brothel and impulsively went upstairs with a whore.