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Slush fund

Beaver_Hunter

Do you keep a slush fund for your clubbing?

This is probably more of a question for married guys. I do. It's more of an fun fund. When I go to Vegas, I'll take $5k out of the fund. It sucks playing blackjack at a $10 table with assholes that split tens, I prefer the $50 or $100 tables. A few years ago when I was making killer bonuses, I put away $16k and bought my wife and myself snowmobiles. Its been a long time since my fund been over $10k.

My strip club trips come out of my slush fund. Over the last 8 days, I've spent $1600 on an 18 year old stripper. I dropped about $400 for VIP to get her number, then we've otc'ed 3 times for about $400 each time, that's the room + sex. She's pretty happy with herself, she's up a grand. I'm extremely happy with her too!

But now its time to start putting away some more money. How do you guys divert money so the wife doesn't suspect anything? I divert all my expense checks right to the slush fund. I also make a little money moonlighting that goes in the fund. $100 cash back on a purchase here and there works too but that too slow to be the only way.

I am such a tight wad 95% of time but I just throw money in the air when I see naked women.