Arab scientists

LMAO

Did you hear about the Arab scientists who invented a Muslim sex doll? It can blow itself up.

A young Arab asks his father "What is this weird hat that we are wearing?"

"Why, it's a 'chechia' because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun," says the father.

Then asks the son "And what is this type of clothing that we are wearing?"


The father is Obliged to reply: "It's a 'djbellah' because in the desert it is very hot and it protects your body!"

The boy gets even more curious: "And what are these ugly shoes that we have on our feet?"

Again the father lovingly explains: "These are 'babouches,' which keep us from burning our feet when in the desert!"

Finally the son says, "Tell me abba?"

"Yes my son?"

"We live in Dearborn, why the fuck are we still wearing all this shit?"

Smdh

Q. What do they call a Muslim who owns a camel and a goat?

A. Bi-sexual.

Bwahahahaha that's some good shit

Signs you are a Muslim

Your camel has more teeth than your wife

You are peaceful and will kill anyone who says otherwise

You have a moral objection to television but you own a machine gun and a grenade launcher

You can't remember anyone who you haven't declared jihad against

Come to Dearborn, infidels !! Forget, The Pantheon, BT's and The Criket. Our women smell like camels !! You haven't lived until you smell a camel's pussy !!

The middle-east is not the only part of the world plagued by religious fundamentalism. Much of its support is simply because democracy and economic opportunity are severely compromised. And I was not there talking about the middle-east.

SJG

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