Presidental First Ladies.....

He'll start getting BJ's in Situation room, while Hillary is being presidential. Employing young women should be a priortity. :)

He will install poles in the whitehouse

I went into an AMP once and Hillary reminds me of the crotchety mama-san who yells and beats the girls into servicing clients then steals the money and throws them away once they do not look good enough to sell their pussy. In other words a slave overseer.
She sees us as underlings to serve her and when she is do she will toss US into the trash.

I really, really, really, do not want to see a First Lady Slick Willie! Think about how totally sick he will look in a designer gown!

Personally, I think we will all enjoy a First Lady Melania, plus all the Trump daughters running around.

And that will probably work out as the deciding factor in November - horny men choosing between Willie and Melania!

He'll become ambassador to Colombia. I swear, Colombian women are among the hottest on the planet.

He'll get an endorsement deal of some sort.

He'll change the school lunches back to chackin fangers and tater tots in honor of his favorite strip club buddy, juice.

Bill Clinton has a sense of humor. If his wife is elected, he is so going to OWN the title of first lady. I don't know about the gown though. I think Mrs. Clinton may bring Chelsea on board to perform some of the "boring" and "womanly" duties of the First Lady. Mr. Clinton may perform the balance of the duties.

Personally, Mr. Clinton is a special case. I think rather than be called First Lady or First Gentleman (male counterpart of a lady) we'll simply refer to him as his existing title of "Mr. President" like we do for all past living presidents. We'll have a Madam President and a Mister President in the White House, along with Chelsea. Mark my words. They'll include Chelsea too. Nepotism at its finest!

I don't see him helping strippers. He may campaign and help some more democrats get elected. I think one of Mr. Clinton's biggest criticisms of Barak Obama is that Mr. Obama compromised too much with congressional republicans. I'm not entirely sure that a fair criticism of Mr. Obama but Mr. Clinton is free to have his opinion and he know more about government and politics that I do. Campaigns for Democrats, touring and book deals, aka business as usual for the Clintons. God, they are rich for not doing all that much!

He'll hire more chubby brunette interns

He'll have an asian massage parlor installed in the Lincoln room.

Free condoms

He will promote viagra as a health issue

Viagra for all and all for me !!

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^We already have this though.