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Presidental First Ladies.....

crsm27
Minnesota
Ok we all know that the "first lady" typically does a social cause as their priority when they are in the White house...

Michelle Obama..... School lunch programs
Betty Ford.... Did the Ford Clinic and what not.
Nancy Reagan.... Just Say "no" campaign...

So what do you think old Slicky Willy will do if he becomes the first lady..... Will he help stippers?? Or interns dress cleaning??

14 comments

  • vincemichaels
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    8 years ago
    He'll start getting BJ's in Situation room, while Hillary is being presidential. Employing young women should be a priortity. :)
  • crazyjoe
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    8 years ago
    He will install poles in the whitehouse
  • Tiredtraveler
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    8 years ago
    I went into an AMP once and Hillary reminds me of the crotchety mama-san who yells and beats the girls into servicing clients then steals the money and throws them away once they do not look good enough to sell their pussy. In other words a slave overseer.
    She sees us as underlings to serve her and when she is do she will toss US into the trash.
  • dallas702
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    8 years ago
    I really, really, really, do not want to see a First Lady Slick Willie! Think about how totally sick he will look in a designer gown!

    Personally, I think we will all enjoy a First Lady Melania, plus all the Trump daughters running around.

    And that will probably work out as the deciding factor in November - horny men choosing between Willie and Melania!
  • rockstar666
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    8 years ago
    He'll become ambassador to Colombia. I swear, Colombian women are among the hottest on the planet.
  • Timex345
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    8 years ago
    He'll get an endorsement deal of some sort.
  • shailynn
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    8 years ago
    He'll change the school lunches back to chackin fangers and tater tots in honor of his favorite strip club buddy, juice.
  • Dominic77
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    8 years ago
    Bill Clinton has a sense of humor. If his wife is elected, he is so going to OWN the title of first lady. I don't know about the gown though. I think Mrs. Clinton may bring Chelsea on board to perform some of the "boring" and "womanly" duties of the First Lady. Mr. Clinton may perform the balance of the duties.

    Personally, Mr. Clinton is a special case. I think rather than be called First Lady or First Gentleman (male counterpart of a lady) we'll simply refer to him as his existing title of "Mr. President" like we do for all past living presidents. We'll have a Madam President and a Mister President in the White House, along with Chelsea. Mark my words. They'll include Chelsea too. Nepotism at its finest!

    I don't see him helping strippers. He may campaign and help some more democrats get elected. I think one of Mr. Clinton's biggest criticisms of Barak Obama is that Mr. Obama compromised too much with congressional republicans. I'm not entirely sure that a fair criticism of Mr. Obama but Mr. Clinton is free to have his opinion and he know more about government and politics that I do. Campaigns for Democrats, touring and book deals, aka business as usual for the Clintons. God, they are rich for not doing all that much!
  • gammanu95
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    8 years ago
    He'll hire more chubby brunette interns
  • ButterMan
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    8 years ago
    He'll have an asian massage parlor installed in the Lincoln room.
  • pensionking
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    8 years ago
    Free condoms
  • mikeya02
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    8 years ago
    He will promote viagra as a health issue
  • vincemichaels
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    8 years ago
    Viagra for all and all for me !!
  • Dominic77
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    8 years ago
    Pensionking --> "Free condoms" --> end quote

    ^We already have this though.
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