You can take the stripper out of the club...
Imamutt
...but can you take the club out of the stripper? Went to an upscale, quaint uptown bar. She's looking classy, and we had a good time, but she kept wanting to 'talk shop', all about working in the club. She's smart and well read and has a wide range of interests, but her entire world is preoccupied with the club. I suppose this is true of anyone regardless of their occupation.
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We arrived in time for their midnight "last seating" and started to order. She wanted to order beer and pizza in a place that serves traditional Tuscan foods in style (I know I was an idiot to assume any stripper knew the difference). She ended up ordering from the kid''s menu and she settled for wine! By her third glass of wine - all she could talk about was other strippers and how little "class" they had. Somewhere, late in the second bottle, she had changed seats and was trying to demonstrate how she could "handle" customers in the strip club without being seen by bouncers or the DJ (honestly, I didn't mind that part!) Before we left, she went to the restroom and coming out she saw some guy there with his wife and walked up and - in a loud voice - asked, "Hey, didn't I give you a dance last night at (name) strip club?" When he denied it she responded, "That's OK, you came so fast I didn't get your name."
I could barely stand up because I was laughing so hard, but we did manage to leave before being thrown out. While I was driving her back to her car, I realized that she had no idea that she did anything inappropriate - and - she really did try to fit every experience into her strip club life. OTOH, she really was great in bed, on a chair, on a counter, and even over a motel room desk.
And, she spends a good part of her day there.