Funny stripper line

I was at my usual club yesterday and ran into a common problem for mongers everywhere. Both of my favorites (An oxymoron ,I know) were working and both made a run at me almost as soon I sat down. I bought a drink for the first one and then she had to get up for a smoke when the other one sat down and asked if I was busy. I said no -please stay. One of these dancers has told me that she gets along with no other dancer at this club and doesn't know why no one likes her. The other girl has told me why nobody likes the first one and has admitted that she doesn't like her either. I presented this conundrum to each dancer separately and said the only solution I had was to go back with neither and disappoint everybody equally. That is when the unliked girl suggested going back altogether. I pointed out the neither of them liked each other and that they were both generally disliked by everyone else. That is when the unliked girl said "maybe it will help break the ice" Good point! After waiting for a larger room while they put on a two girl show for me we proceeded to a three way that include serious GFE, BBJ, DATY Mutual masturbation and two girl contact at all times. I usually go 2 bills for either so I went 390 for this .it was worth every penny!. I wish all my meetings started this way. What an icebreaker!.