15 Things you should never say in bed

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Luckily I don't need any of this advice -- unlike most of you on TUSCL

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shadowcat
8 years ago
I can think of a lot more. :) Your sister is better, etc.
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crazyjoe
8 years ago
Ooooooh shit!
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vincemichaels
8 years ago
Let's not forget the converse. Your brother is better. :)
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Dominic77
8 years ago
It tastes like chicken.
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gammanu95
8 years ago
If he says " wait until I tell the guys on TUSCL about this", you've just had sex with JS69.
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vincemichaels
8 years ago
Hey, you aren't supposed to kiss and tell.
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Subraman
8 years ago
Top slogans for JS69's sex life:

Stepping bolding into 10th grade!

But... But... But... You POOP from there!

You realize you are as old as my last 3 sex partners combined


:) :) :)
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Subraman
8 years ago
In all seriousness, congrats on popping that particular cherry, JS!
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Subraman
8 years ago
Ok weird , thought I was in the "I licked it" thread. No idea how that happened!!!!
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Dominic77
8 years ago
My fault. I started it, subraman. :)
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RandomMember
8 years ago
lol! Thanks for spamming my thread @Subra.

@Founder --> ignore (for lack of edit feature).
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RandomMember
8 years ago
On 2nd thought, any discussion of @Smith's analingus is a horrible idea in bed. So it all sort of fits.
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vincemichaels
8 years ago
The "Have you came yet" speech is a killer, for sure.
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mikeya02
8 years ago
^^^ I never heard it, but "are you in yet?" would be crushing
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san_jose_guy
8 years ago
Yes, but it does sound like some TUSCL members are saying our hearing things like those on the list regularly.

SJG
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Dominic77
8 years ago
san_jose_guy: of course these wouldn't be funny if they weren't so close to home!
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san_jose_guy
8 years ago
True, but in all honesty I think I do do a good job of staying out of that territory, and the women I've been with mostly do too.

SJG
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