15 Things you should never say in bed

17 comments

• shadowcat

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  8 years ago

  I can think of a lot more. :) Your sister is better, etc.
• crazyjoe

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  8 years ago

  Ooooooh shit!
• vincemichaels

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  8 years ago

  Let's not forget the converse. Your brother is better. :)
  
• Dominic77

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  8 years ago

  It tastes like chicken.
• gammanu95

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  8 years ago

  If he says " wait until I tell the guys on TUSCL about this", you've just had sex with JS69.
• vincemichaels

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  8 years ago

  Hey, you aren't supposed to kiss and tell.
  
• Subraman

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  8 years ago

  Top slogans for JS69's sex life:
  
  Stepping bolding into 10th grade!
  
  But... But... But... You POOP from there!
  
  You realize you are as old as my last 3 sex partners combined
  
  
  :) :) :)
• Subraman

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  8 years ago

  In all seriousness, congrats on popping that particular cherry, JS!
• Subraman

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  8 years ago

  Ok weird , thought I was in the "I licked it" thread. No idea how that happened!!!!
  
• Dominic77

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  8 years ago

  My fault. I started it, subraman. :)
• RandomMember

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  8 years ago

  lol! Thanks for spamming my thread @Subra.
  
  @Founder --> ignore (for lack of edit feature).
• RandomMember

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  8 years ago

  On 2nd thought, any discussion of @Smith's analingus is a horrible idea in bed. So it all sort of fits.
• vincemichaels

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  8 years ago

  The "Have you came yet" speech is a killer, for sure.
• mikeya02

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  8 years ago

  ^^^ I never heard it, but "are you in yet?" would be crushing
• san_jose_guy

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  8 years ago

  Yes, but it does sound like some TUSCL members are saying our hearing things like those on the list regularly.
  
  SJG
• Dominic77

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  8 years ago

  san_jose_guy: of course these wouldn't be funny if they weren't so close to home!
• san_jose_guy

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  8 years ago

  True, but in all honesty I think I do do a good job of staying out of that territory, and the women I've been with mostly do too.
  
  SJG