15 Things you should never say in bed

I can think of a lot more. :) Your sister is better, etc.

Ooooooh shit!

Let's not forget the converse. Your brother is better. :)

It tastes like chicken.

If he says " wait until I tell the guys on TUSCL about this", you've just had sex with JS69.

Hey, you aren't supposed to kiss and tell.

Top slogans for JS69's sex life:

Stepping bolding into 10th grade!

But... But... But... You POOP from there!

You realize you are as old as my last 3 sex partners combined

:) :) :)

In all seriousness, congrats on popping that particular cherry, JS!

Ok weird , thought I was in the "I licked it" thread. No idea how that happened!!!!

My fault. I started it, subraman. :)

lol! Thanks for spamming my thread @Subra.

@Founder --> ignore (for lack of edit feature).

On 2nd thought, any discussion of @Smith's analingus is a horrible idea in bed. So it all sort of fits.

The "Have you came yet" speech is a killer, for sure.

^^^ I never heard it, but "are you in yet?" would be crushing

Yes, but it does sound like some TUSCL members are saying our hearing things like those on the list regularly.

SJG

san_jose_guy: of course these wouldn't be funny if they weren't so close to home!

True, but in all honesty I think I do do a good job of staying out of that territory, and the women I've been with mostly do too.

SJG