15 Things you should never say in bed

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http://tinyurl.com/z7d7u7y

Luckily I don't need any of this advice -- unlike most of you on TUSCL

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shadowcat
8 yrs ago

I can think of a lot more. :) Your sister is better, etc.

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crazyjoe
8 yrs ago

Ooooooh shit!

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vincemichaels
8 yrs ago

Let's not forget the converse. Your brother is better. :)

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Dominic77
8 yrs ago

It tastes like chicken.

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gammanu95
8 yrs ago

If he says " wait until I tell the guys on TUSCL about this", you've just had sex with JS69.

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vincemichaels
8 yrs ago

Hey, you aren't supposed to kiss and tell.

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Subraman
8 yrs ago

Top slogans for JS69's sex life:

Stepping bolding into 10th grade!

But... But... But... You POOP from there!

You realize you are as old as my last 3 sex partners combined

:) :) :)

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Subraman
8 yrs ago

In all seriousness, congrats on popping that particular cherry, JS!

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Subraman
8 yrs ago

Ok weird , thought I was in the "I licked it" thread. No idea how that happened!!!!

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Dominic77
8 yrs ago

My fault. I started it, subraman. :)

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RandomMember
8 yrs ago

lol! Thanks for spamming my thread @Subra.

@Founder --> ignore (for lack of edit feature).

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RandomMember
8 yrs ago

On 2nd thought, any discussion of @Smith's analingus is a horrible idea in bed. So it all sort of fits.

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vincemichaels
8 yrs ago

The "Have you came yet" speech is a killer, for sure.

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mikeya02
8 yrs ago

^^^ I never heard it, but "are you in yet?" would be crushing

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san_jose_guy
8 yrs ago

Yes, but it does sound like some TUSCL members are saying our hearing things like those on the list regularly.

SJG

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Dominic77
8 yrs ago

san_jose_guy: of course these wouldn't be funny if they weren't so close to home!

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san_jose_guy
8 yrs ago

True, but in all honesty I think I do do a good job of staying out of that territory, and the women I've been with mostly do too.

SJG

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