College Humor - Strip Clubs Suck

Same bros will say they fucked the stripper in VIP when they were afraid to touch even their stomach. These retards also will say yes to the uglyest strippers, and say yes to CR/VIP with no thoughts about what they are getting for their $. They also will accuse each other of being "poor" and "not a man" if one of them in the group turns down a LD. Hence why strippers love bachelor party bros. They are an ATM. If I took a wingman, I'd explain to him from a TUSCL education how to pick and not pick strippers and how to wait for the next dance, and tell them you have only X amount of $ and not get overccounted on songs.

Faggots