Canadian Clubs

IMO, strip clubs out north of the border are NOT a homogeneous group. AND it depends upon what you're looking for in your club. Just as "south of the border" there offerings vary widely. It's probably better for you to research the specific clubs you're interested in visiting and see if what is reported is what you're looking for. Even in Montreal, there is a wide variety of offerings.

My understanding is the strip clubs have very nice talent but extras not that prevalent due to the escort services and massage parlors. The friends who have visited there said why roll the dice at a club when you can pretty much order whatever you want. I was in Chinatown in Toronto a few years ago and thought a massage would be nice. I thought price was reasonable and was actually thinking it was a legitimate massage until she told me to roll over and went to town. I had no idea all that was included in the massage price. Needless to say I didn’t argue with her.

Just start off I would stay away from Western Canada if your looking monger (otherwise for nature, fucking amazing) Stick to Ontario or Quebec in the east. Polar opposites in terms of mileage.

Sundowner in Niagara Falls is great, and you can have a great time if your expectations are under control. Seductions is also good, but they are only open to handle overflow from Sundowner and share dancers.

Agree with @NCParothead. From my experience with Mississauga clubs, extras are available in the LD cubbies. However, the quality of girls and value are poor, compared to the erotic massage spas and escorts.

Why get a quick HJ or CBJ in a cramped cubicle, while being timed to crappy music? My solution - hit the spas/escorts during the day, and then relax at the clubs later.

I've only frequented the Rail and Zanzibar (which was gutted by a fire very recently) on Yonge St. in Toronto. I've never been in clubs where you get so many offers so quickly for OTC, although I declined. The high cost of living in Toronto is part of it, but I'd also guess, because of the much lower violent crime rate in Canada, people are less wary of each other. I don't think there are ITC extras in those two clubs. I haven't been to Canada post-COVID, I hear the draconian mandatory social distancing was even worse there, did more permanent damage to all hospitality businesses.

The only Canadian clubs I've been to are in Winnipeg, Manitoba, and they're an incredible waste of time. I don't know if it's city or province laws, but the three-foot rule's mandatory. For touching, you might be able to shake hands, and that's about it. Sure, you can tip the dancers, but considering ones and twos (loonies and toonies, eh?) are coins, it can get a little awkward (and painful for the dancers if you really want to put a good spin on those coins). And (Winnipeg at least) has weird laws regarding prostitution: it's legal to sell it, but it's illegal to buy it. Yeah -- go figure.

I have been to Montreal and Vancouver clubs in the past. The club up in Van #5 Orange was decent, but not out of this world. Only reason I say decent is because Seattle clubs are terrible. Otherwise it would have been slightly above average.

The Montreal club I visited was very good. Way cheaper than American clubs with a good selection of top notch Women. Contact was decent, and the vide was chill.

The only thing that kind of sucks about Canada these days is how strained relations have become between our two countries. This really has little to do with Canadians and more the presidents trade war and petty remarks. Like the 51st state bullshit. Canadians have a right to be pissed. That being said Qubeccers dislike Americans even when relations are good and now they openly hates us. When I travel I want to go to a place where Americans aren’t totally despised. It seems Canadians suck at distinguishing over government from normal ass people who didn’t vote / nor want any of this.

Oh and P.S. the Canadian government is corrupt just like ours and loves to trample on the rights of their citizens. Trump has been a literal gift from god to liberal party because not only has it brought them to power in recent elections they were slated to lose to the “Conservatives”. It has allowed them to blame all of Canada’s woes on Orange Man.