Any clubs in the Toledo area where a good time is guaranteed? Platinum is fun but leaves me wanting. I know Detroit is close, but I'm mainly wondering about the Toledo area clubs.
Our departed friend Alucard lived in Toledo. He went to Detroit frequently but seemed to have some success in Toledo. The reviews will be several years old but try looking at his profile and read some of his reviews. He was pretty descriptive so you can get an idea of what clubs might have extras available.
Of course, he was the oddest duck ever to post here, so God only knows what he found attractive.
"Saturday night in Toledo, Ohio is like being nowhere at all
All through the day how the hours rush by
You sit in the park and you watch the grass die!
Ah, but after the sunset, the dusk and the twilight
When shadows of night start to fall
They roll back the sidewalk precisely at ten
And people who live there are not seen again!
Just two lonely truckers from Great Falls, Montana
And a salesman from places unknown (-ces unknown)
All huddled together in downtown Toledo
To spend their big night all alone!
You ask how I know of Toledo, Ohio? Well I spent a week there one day
They've got entertainment to dazzle your eyes
Go visit the bakery and watch the buns rise!
Ah, but let's not forget that the folks of Toledo
Unselfishly gave us the scale
No springs, honest weight, that's the promise they made
So smile and be thankful next time you get weighed!
And "wiv and wet wiv", let this be our motto
Let's let the sleeping dogs lie (-ping dogs lie)
And here's to the dogs of Toledo, Ohio
Ladies, we bid you goodbye!"
^^^^ That's why I always wind up at the casino, and for some reason I always get raped there.
It's strange, I have traveled all over the country and have been in more casinos that I would care to admit, and at that casino, people spend money like I have never seen outside of Vegas. I always assumed since they were in Toledo and it sucked, they had nothing else to do with their money but piss it away at the casino.
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You are describing Detroit.
Of course, he was the oddest duck ever to post here, so God only knows what he found attractive.
All through the day how the hours rush by
You sit in the park and you watch the grass die!
Ah, but after the sunset, the dusk and the twilight
When shadows of night start to fall
They roll back the sidewalk precisely at ten
And people who live there are not seen again!
Just two lonely truckers from Great Falls, Montana
And a salesman from places unknown (-ces unknown)
All huddled together in downtown Toledo
To spend their big night all alone!
You ask how I know of Toledo, Ohio? Well I spent a week there one day
They've got entertainment to dazzle your eyes
Go visit the bakery and watch the buns rise!
Ah, but let's not forget that the folks of Toledo
Unselfishly gave us the scale
No springs, honest weight, that's the promise they made
So smile and be thankful next time you get weighed!
And "wiv and wet wiv", let this be our motto
Let's let the sleeping dogs lie (-ping dogs lie)
And here's to the dogs of Toledo, Ohio
Ladies, we bid you goodbye!"
- John Denver
'nuff said!
It's strange, I have traveled all over the country and have been in more casinos that I would care to admit, and at that casino, people spend money like I have never seen outside of Vegas. I always assumed since they were in Toledo and it sucked, they had nothing else to do with their money but piss it away at the casino.
" I was in Toledo for a week years ago, it was one of the most depressing places I have ever been."
I just *drove thru* Toledo and it was one of the most depressing places I have ever been.