Toledo Area

You can go down to Hollywood Casino and lose a shit-ton of money there. That's usually what I do when I am in Toledo.

Holy Toledo !

"Any clubs in the Toledo area where a good time is guaranteed?"

You are describing Detroit.

Our departed friend Alucard lived in Toledo. He went to Detroit frequently but seemed to have some success in Toledo. The reviews will be several years old but try looking at his profile and read some of his reviews. He was pretty descriptive so you can get an idea of what clubs might have extras available.

Of course, he was the oddest duck ever to post here, so God only knows what he found attractive.

"Saturday night in Toledo, Ohio is like being nowhere at all

All through the day how the hours rush by

You sit in the park and you watch the grass die!

Ah, but after the sunset, the dusk and the twilight

When shadows of night start to fall

They roll back the sidewalk precisely at ten

And people who live there are not seen again!

Just two lonely truckers from Great Falls, Montana

And a salesman from places unknown (-ces unknown)

All huddled together in downtown Toledo

To spend their big night all alone!

You ask how I know of Toledo, Ohio? Well I spent a week there one day

They've got entertainment to dazzle your eyes

Go visit the bakery and watch the buns rise!

Ah, but let's not forget that the folks of Toledo

Unselfishly gave us the scale

No springs, honest weight, that's the promise they made

So smile and be thankful next time you get weighed!

And "wiv and wet wiv", let this be our motto

Let's let the sleeping dogs lie (-ping dogs lie)

And here's to the dogs of Toledo, Ohio

Ladies, we bid you goodbye!"

• John Denver

'nuff said!

I was in Toledo for a week years ago, it was one of the most depressing places I have ever been.

^^^^ That's why I always wind up at the casino, and for some reason I always get raped there.

It's strange, I have traveled all over the country and have been in more casinos that I would care to admit, and at that casino, people spend money like I have never seen outside of Vegas. I always assumed since they were in Toledo and it sucked, they had nothing else to do with their money but piss it away at the casino.

" I was in Toledo for a week years ago, it was one of the most depressing places I have ever been."

I just drove thru Toledo and it was one of the most depressing places I have ever been.

^ LOL