Noxious gas

Sometimes you've got to say "farting in my face = not brilliant!"

Knowing my sensitivity. I would probably cough and it would kill the mood. IF not I would come back with one of 2

1. There is only one person that would give me the raspberries

2. Oh look it winked at me. It must want my cock.

Oh this reminds me.. Go look up porn bloopers hehehehe

Did you see that movie fart yet?

Dont bother, it really stinks anyway

Juice pays extra for that

I would tell her that response usually occurs after Jr leaves the tunnel.

Only had a dancer toot once during a dance, and thankfully it wasn't in my face. She was horrified and ran off before I even had time to react.

Did someone say pull my finger ?

NOOOOOO

Thar she blows matey!!!

If it happens once - and it's not a full crop dusting - it's ok for everyone to ignore it. But if it turns into cluster bombing - she should switch positions - so you aren't faced with the offending ass - and she should apologize.

That is unless you paid extra for the gas...

Probably not possible ITC but for OTC/ escort outcalls/ civilians multiple candles burning around the bedchamber are a great way to disperse gas from either party :)

good thing that didn't happen to Da Onion

The one advantage of the loud music played at most clubs is that I can fart all I want and nobody notices unless of course it is a stinky one. :)

If she's grinding, how is she farting in your face?

I have smelled gas at times when I'm getting many dances but it's not a big deal. As long as it does not make me throw up, I don't say anything.

It would improve the smell of some of the clubs I have been to. In those cases I would say thank you.

I hate the smell of the smokey clubs.

Think about it, Bavarian. Is she going to be in constant contact. Most of us if we have the opportunity lift our opening a little to pass gas. :)

Mikey, for real. That would have been awful timing with her naked ass in my face.