Noxious gas

18 comments

• 4got2wipe

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  8 years ago

  Sometimes you've got to say "farting in my face = not brilliant!"
• MrBater2010

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  8 years ago

  Knowing my sensitivity. I would probably cough and it would kill the mood. IF not I would come back with one of 2
  
  1. There is only one person that would give me the raspberries
  
  2. Oh look it winked at me. It must want my cock.
• MrBater2010

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  8 years ago

  Oh this reminds me.. Go look up porn bloopers hehehehe
• crazyjoe

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  8 years ago

  Did you see that movie fart yet?
  
  
  Dont bother, it really stinks anyway
• ime

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  8 years ago

  Juice pays extra for that
• etsutwigg222

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  8 years ago

  I would tell her that response usually occurs after Jr leaves the tunnel.
• lopaw

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  8 years ago

  Only had a dancer toot once during a dance, and thankfully it wasn't in my face. She was horrified and ran off before I even had time to react.
• twentyfive

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  8 years ago

  Did someone say pull my finger ?
• crazyjoe

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  8 years ago

  NOOOOOO
• mrrock

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  8 years ago

  Thar she blows matey!!!
• Cashman1234

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  8 years ago

  If it happens once - and it's not a full crop dusting - it's ok for everyone to ignore it. But if it turns into cluster bombing - she should switch positions - so you aren't faced with the offending ass - and she should apologize.
  
  That is unless you paid extra for the gas...
• Hugh_G_Rection

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  8 years ago

  Probably not possible ITC but for OTC/ escort outcalls/ civilians multiple candles burning around the bedchamber are a great way to disperse gas from either party :)
• mikeya02

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  8 years ago

  good thing that didn't happen to Da Onion
• shadowcat

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  8 years ago

  The one advantage of the loud music played at most clubs is that I can fart all I want and nobody notices unless of course it is a stinky one. :)
• Bavarian

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  8 years ago

  If she's grinding, how is she farting in your face?
  
  I have smelled gas at times when I'm getting many dances but it's not a big deal. As long as it does not make me throw up, I don't say anything.
• flagooner

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  8 years ago

  It would improve the smell of some of the clubs I have been to. In those cases I would say thank you.
  
  I hate the smell of the smokey clubs.
• vincemichaels

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  8 years ago

  Think about it, Bavarian. Is she going to be in constant contact. Most of us if we have the opportunity lift our opening a little to pass gas. :)
• DaOnion

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  8 years ago

  Mikey, for real. That would have been awful timing with her naked ass in my face.