Not proud of my perverseness

Apr 7, 2016, 7:56 PM

IronFox22

Ohio

Haven't had a chance to go to the clubs recently, which has left me a bit out of sorts.

Today, I did two things:

I was at the grocery store and spotted a young hottie much younger than me (around 20 years old) wearing a low-cut top with nice cleavage. She was buying cereal. I went down the same aisle and pretended to be looking over the cereal so that I could sneak a few up-close glances. Saw another hottie in the store a few minutes later and did the same thing.
An old college friend on FB posted several pictures of herself on vacation in Florida in a skimpy bikini with her breasts nearly falling out. I seriously considered whacking to her photos but ended up not doing it.

Not entirely proud of myself in either case. I'm assuming that most of you have done #1 on occasion. But have you ever felt the shame of whacking to hot FB photos?

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Supremeruler9 years ago

no but i jacked off to youtube twerking video once.

Estafador9 years ago

I'm too young to do either of those things.

shailynn9 years ago

Doing something and thinking of doing something are two totally different things. I wouldn't hate myself if I did either, and yes I have done #1 before.

crazyjoe9 years ago

I DID #1 RECENTLY

shailynn9 years ago

^^^ yeah and then you probably masturbated in the next aisle over! "Clean up on aisle 4!!!!"

Bend79 years ago

done #1

shadowcat9 years ago

The assistant principal at my grand daughter's elementary school is a hottie. I mentioned that to my daughter and she said "Dad. She is too young for you". To which I replied they're all too young for me. Good thing she doesn't know the whole truth about my clubbing.

4got2wipe9 years ago

"^^^ yeah and then you probably masturbated in the next aisle over! "Clean up on aisle 4!!!!""

Well, crazyjoe is crazy! Masturbating in the grocery store is probably better than taking a shit in the aisle so that grocery store should consider itself lucky! ;)

Cashman12349 years ago

^^^ shadowcat - that's funny!

I don't see the harm in either 1 or 2. I've only done 1 - but I could see 2 happening if I was more of a FB user.

4got2wipe9 years ago

Seriously though, would it have hurt your old college friend if you masturbated to her? I think not! I would have jacked off if the mood took me!

Jacking it to a sexy friend's photo = brilliant! Telling your sexy friend you jacked off to her photo = not brilliant!

gammanu959 years ago

I don't always creep girls on FB, but when I do, I go straight to their albums and look for bikini photos.

flagooner9 years ago

This isn't normal behavior?

pennpatriot679 years ago

If you're worried about those two things, I should be in a padded cell and straight jacket. Send me your friends bikini pic's, I will whack it in your honor.

Papi_Chulo9 years ago

Perhaps it would be worse if you didn’t have those feelings – i.e. it would be symptoms of a bigger problem.

Nothing wrong w/ being horny and sexually drawn to females – it’s part of being a male – even in the animal kingdom the males are always trying to get that cuchie.