Not proud of my perverseness
Haven't had a chance to go to the clubs recently, which has left me a bit out of sorts.
Today, I did two things:
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I was at the grocery store and spotted a young hottie much younger than me (around 20 years old) wearing a low-cut top with nice cleavage. She was buying cereal. I went down the same aisle and pretended to be looking over the cereal so that I could sneak a few up-close glances. Saw another hottie in the store a few minutes later and did the same thing.
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An old college friend on FB posted several pictures of herself on vacation in Florida in a skimpy bikini with her breasts nearly falling out. I seriously considered whacking to her photos but ended up not doing it.
Not entirely proud of myself in either case. I'm assuming that most of you have done #1 on occasion. But have you ever felt the shame of whacking to hot FB photos?
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last commentno but i jacked off to youtube twerking video once.
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I'm too young to do either of those things.
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Doing something and thinking of doing something are two totally different things. I wouldn't hate myself if I did either, and yes I have done #1 before.
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I DID #1 RECENTLY
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^^^ yeah and then you probably masturbated in the next aisle over! "Clean up on aisle 4!!!!"
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done #1
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The assistant principal at my grand daughter's elementary school is a hottie. I mentioned that to my daughter and she said "Dad. She is too young for you". To which I replied they're all too young for me. Good thing she doesn't know the whole truth about my clubbing.
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"^^^ yeah and then you probably masturbated in the next aisle over! "Clean up on aisle 4!!!!""
Well, crazyjoe is crazy! Masturbating in the grocery store is probably better than taking a shit in the aisle so that grocery store should consider itself lucky! ;)
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^^^ shadowcat - that's funny!
I don't see the harm in either 1 or 2. I've only done 1 - but I could see 2 happening if I was more of a FB user.
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Seriously though, would it have hurt your old college friend if you masturbated to her? I think not! I would have jacked off if the mood took me!
Jacking it to a sexy friend's photo = brilliant!
Telling your sexy friend you jacked off to her photo = not brilliant!
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I don't always creep girls on FB, but when I do, I go straight to their albums and look for bikini photos.
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This isn't normal behavior?
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If you're worried about those two things, I should be in a padded cell and straight jacket. Send me your friends bikini pic's, I will whack it in your honor.
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Perhaps it would be worse if you didn’t have those feelings – i.e. it would be symptoms of a bigger problem.
Nothing wrong w/ being horny and sexually drawn to females – it’s part of being a male – even in the animal kingdom the males are always trying to get that cuchie.
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