How to know you're really high while driving....

10 comments

• flagooner

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  9 years ago

  Mmmmmmmm donuts!
• JohnSmith69

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  9 years ago

  Signs I am driving high:
  
  I get lost inside my car.
  
  I make a dozen wrong turns.
  
  I am driving the speed limit.
  
  I am concentrating on the road the same way that I concentrate on the breasts of the DS.
  
  I forget where I'm going
  
  It's after 2 am and I'm in the line at Cook Out
  
  
  
  
• JohnSmith69

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  9 years ago

  Those are jokes by the way. Unlike Heck, I don't drive high. At least not very high.
• mikeya02

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  9 years ago

  ^^^^ I actually made those driving errors when I was young
• san_jose_guy

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  9 years ago

  Weed, NO GOOD!
  
  SJG
• jackslash

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  9 years ago

  "You stop at a red light, look both ways and then go"
  
  I did this a few months ago. I was not high. I was just daydreaming. There was no traffic and no accident, but a cop would have ticketed me if he had seen me.
  
• sharkhunter

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  9 years ago

  This discussion reminds me of a question in a college astronomy book. How fast are you going if a red light appears green? My answer, way too fast for the cops to catch you.
  
  
  When traveling a certain percentage of the speed of light, a Doppler shift will occur and a red light will appear green at some point. The light frequency from your perspective will compress.
• crazyjoe

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  9 years ago

  Your silly
• skibum609

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  9 years ago

  I doubt that I have smoked weed more than 13,568 days in my life but my way of telling is when I start driving to the place that I have driven to the most lifetime on the route I am on, instead of where I was actually going, with the worst case ever driving up Route 1 in Mass. it took me to the New Hampshire border to realize I was actually golfing in Burlington Mass, and not skiing at Sugarloaf, Maine and that I was in shorts with the sun roof open.
• Tiburon

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  9 years ago

  I waiting for someone to jump out and say they just go their traffic camera ticket in the mail.
  
  @JS69 who is Heck?