I feel for the guy – from a recent review of Dancers Show Club Indianapolis:
“... I have been into this club before and always had a decent time (except for the ID scanning), but after this visit I now know to stay away on busy nights when they have a bunch of dancers. To start, the guy at the door was much more understanding about me not wanting my id scanned, but that could have been cause they were busy and there was a line of people behind me coming in the door. As soon as I walked in though I was swamped by a dancer. Like everyone, I come for the women but would at least like to get my coat off before the wanna dance questions start. I don't know what she was on, but judging by her strung out eyes, mile a minute chatter and the fact that she was maybe 80 pounds I would guess she was on a lot of whatever it was. I told her I just got there and was waiting on someone (lie) but she still followed me to a table and plopped down, still running her mouth. The waitress took forever to come over and i purposely didn't offer the dancer a drink cause I wanted to go move on fast. I still hadn't gotten a word in edgewise so after ordering my g&t I just walked away from the dancer to go tip at stage. The dancer on stage was hot, curvy with long brown hair and great tits and a nice tan so I asked her to come over after her dance to talk about some private songs and pointed at my table. She noticed the other dancer at my table and said she didn't want to interrupt, I said actually I wanted her instead of the other girl. The one on stage said she didn't work a lot and didn't know the girl at my table and didn't want to cause drama so for me to come find her later. This girl was a sweetie, with a cute southern accent and a great body and beautiful face, way better than the skeleton at my table but for some reason I guess the rule is you're not supposed to go interrupt if a girl is already sitting there, she said it was "cutthroat". I went back to my table and told the skeleton I was waiting for the girl to finish her stage dances and come over but she still just kept chattering and wouldn't leave I grabbed my jacket to move and she got right up and followed me again. I guess I should've been more forceful but instead I just left. The managers need to tell dancers that gluing yourself to customers is bad business ...”
The proper response in that case is, "I'm not interested, thanks." If that doesn't work, "Get lost, bitch," is a viable alternative.