Strip Clubs in Seattle are dead

The ugly reality is that the vast majority of strip clubs suck by default. I have been to Seattle clubs and they suck extra hard. But the truth is most clubs suck and almost every time I visit one I feel like I am pissing money away for nothing in return. Key word here is most. In my general area there are probably 20 clubs within a 2hr drive, and of those 1 maybe 2 are any good. (Trust me I have been to all of them). And of those 1 or 2 places they can still be very hit or miss, as in show up on an off night and any chance of having a good time is totally blown. The USA doesn’t not do anything sex related very well. I could write a book on why that is, but it’s a topic for a different day. For fucks sake Canada has some really good strip clubs that are cheap compared to the United States and most of the women are sizzling and fun to talk to. My advice is to head down to Portland where the mileage still sucks but there is more variety or head North to BC.